This is the follow-up to a very popular column where people could discuss anything related to the popular lab from Malmö (which means anything as we like to mess around a lot).

Here you have a chance of asking questions directed to your idols from Malmö. Perhaps you would like us attending a party of yours to cheer it up? Just send a comment here and some tickets and we'll be right there. Or perhaps you would like to know what's going on in Malmö right now? For the right price you can even have a chance of seeing us. Also many people have wondered how to get at as successful as we are. I cannot promise we will let out too much information, but it is always worth a try.

So please feel free to discuss anything you'd like with us here. We are especially helpful when it comes to lifestyle questions, since we know the world would be much better with more people like us!

Oh, how I´ve been waiting for this moment! Nice work, Björn!

I heard a very disturbing rumour that the ML might be attending the estonian mume meeting this summer. Is this based on any facts or just someone trying to scare me?

This might very well be so. Even now we are working out the deal with the organizers to make it a profitable tour for both parts.

What, you meeting up for a punchup or what?

Malmö power! ESTONIAN SUCKS ASS! (90% of em)

I bet the very next thing here is Znakr's promise about he beating up someone irl.

Well, the latest from today is that p Conspiracy and p Bogger was out discussing important stuff and solveing world problems while some of the other MLers were sitting inside playing stupid World Craft III (p Winzy, p Khozdul). Even p Khazdul did not want to go out with us :(

I burn my toung on my coffe and it still hurts.

Yepp, there are much more important things than world peace and harmony. Like being ranked in Warcraft 3.
Anyone who wanna have a go post here =)

Well we where playing rugby/football for about 45 minutes and you dident show up, and then after about another 45 you call me and ask me where i am and that i have to come down again. We were playing a trournament ffs, we cant just leave!

Geeks?

Go teens!

Skolavslutning för oss alla idag! Then debate tonight etc, very partyish!

I just cannot wait til you all graduate and slowly stop MUMEing... like it happened to NSL. :P

Not like most of us care anything about school today.

Guess whos back!

Yes! And with a great companion!

Against an even greater enemy!

But seriously. Today we (p Conspiracy e.i myself and Björn e.i Bogger) have been on a debate between the very funny Fjellner and the communist Lars Ohly. Yet again, your friends betrayed us to play computer games, war craft III or whatever they do. I had 2 coffee bountys and they tasted really good. I even got a little piece of chocholet to it. Very cute. Schools out for summer and life is fine and all. Cheers.

Skärp dig ä.

Zaber rocks!

Summer is great. Already had summer break for 2 weeks now. And I've even been outside once! Beat that if you can!!1

I would if you sent me that mume-mail you have promised for sooo long! ;)

Skämtar ju C. ;)
Celebrate good times cmon! Lets celebrate! Cmon now! We´re gonna have a good time tonight, lets celebrate ist alright, baby! WOohoo! Celebrate good times, cmon, woohoo!

Summer in O.C. is hawt!

dude, bjorn im going to sweden after i graduate! Malmo sweden I hope actually :) and checking out the lab there would be something id like to do.

Great thread!!!
How was your graduate guys? Easy on the alcoholics, right?

None of us graduated this year, I thought you'd be coming then! And we easily get and drink alcohol if that's what you mean!

What did ML do during the "midsommar"?

I only danced to "Vi äro musikanter".

I hope you was in sorrow too... Holland sucks...

Well.. there is not much to say about it. Both teams fought well... Zlatan misses, Ljungbergs shot was just pure luck, we should have been out of the tornament there already. Cant conplain on Mjällbärgs shot... it was even better then some of the others but the keeper went the right way.. bad luck.

Mjällberg :-)

We should´ve won already there, you mean, Conspiracy. A guy who plays in Arsenal should never miss an open goal like that. We PWNED them!

Our midsummer waas great thank you! Khozdul and I was out courting young ladies and dancing all night, very nice, eventhough I lost my wallet and had to wait for dawn until I could find it on the beach!

Wow Björn! You sound like the ultemate teen!

Nah, it was foxtrott and folkmusik, nothing teeny at all, except the girls I danced with, tons of them by the way!

Shit! I rawk at foxtrott and folkdances! You meanies! :P

Anyway. I am practicing hard on the piano! Alot of "Uti våran hage där växer blå bär..".

OK! I retired all and now I go to Germany for three weeks! I also installed Mozilla Firebird!

Use firefox, not firebird. Firefox is the newer version and seems to work better in general.

Ah, forgot about your Germany-trip! Now I understand why you "quit" :)

Ah, forgot about your Germany-trip! Now I understand why you "quit" :)

Giggle Sogard, Firefox I have at home, the other version is Thunderbird, though I usually mix the names for fun!

So now I'm playing table tennis outside Berlin. I wondered where the girls had gone, and guess what, I found them in this computer room! Do we need more female MUMErs?

Oh never mind, all computers here are fucking macs, so no can do teach MUME!

Thunderbird is the mail client!

i wanna be in the ml too, they are all very handsome IMHO

A lot of plastic surgery? ;)

Dudes! I'd like a report of what's happening in Malmoe now when I'm not home! Do tell me!

Oh please talk to me!

Nothing special, was a three day party at Calles house in Skanör and when we "pantade" the cans we came up to 106 beers, we also had about 40 bottles of cider for me for the tree days. Calle raggade upp two teens, one from skanör and one from småland, he got the skanör girl and i got left with a smålänning that really sucked, but what wont you do for a friend, i even insisted that Pippolino showed her the "övanvöning".

Lol! A girl that sucks aint that bad, is it? Where you hanging out now? Torekov, Malmö or Näset? I can't call nor sms, but you may try to call me, (I'll pay it anyway, 5 SEK a minute at least :O). Has anyone become biffig yet? Myself I feel my muscles decaying. Are you never muming? Did Calle forget that Vevve?

Tata!

Stfu, don't pretend to be interested, we know that you feel you're too good for us. Go back to your new, German friends and leave me alone.

Naaaw, how sweet, Hanne is missing you, Björn. Although, he would never admit it.

I almost admit I miss that lamer too!

I happened to take out 10 times too much money at the bank, so I thought about buying an iPod Mini, like the one Winzy has. How much should those cost? What did you pay for yours?

270 dollars, but you should get a pink one. That would realy impress the ladies :)

Du måste hjälpa mig med en dikt björn.
Jag är nog kär igen =/

Ok, storyen e typ att jag skriver en dikt om hur det vara när vi träffades.

Det var en mörk fredag natt
då jag på en busshållplats satt.
Men så kom du
och jag tänkte att nu
har jag chansen
att bjuda hem dig på dansen.
Du fick mig att känna mig nöjd
och jag hoppades allt skulle bli frid och fröjd.
Så kom vi hem och jag började flumma,
kallade mina kompisar dumma.
De kallade mig Ludde
men ändå la du huvudet på min kudde.

Jag hade betet mig illa
skulle du mig gilla?

Oscar försökte charma sara
men det sket sig bara,
jag fick i alla fall va med dig
och det är vad som betyder något för mig.

vad tycks so far?

Bah, It's almost worth learning swedish so i can understand what you people babble on about

rhymes are for small kids and witches, try something oriental or modern

>-[>  Calle! Just betet should be betett! and maybe sara with capital S :)

You must tell me of how you met her etc!

And I'd be very grateful if you could tell me how much such an iPod Mini (?) is in Sweden?

Laaaate!
//Björn, home in 8 days :P

Lol :/

Visit applestore.com to find out the prices of and ipod mini.

And i met this girl at Skanörs Centrum bus stop last friday at 12pm. Uggla, Måns T and I were going to Strandbanden to party hardcore when these two girls walk pass. Uggla stops them and ask them for dirs. I walk over to them from the busstop and I see this beautiful girl. I ask them if they wanna come with us to this disco but they say that they are too young so I tell them that I have a party at my place just a few blocks away. I bring them back to my house and Oscar gives them a few ciders and soon Linda, which is her name, is lying on her back on my lounge.
We kiss hardcore and then around 3am we decide to go swiming in the pool at the watertower. So Ole, Oscar, Linda, Sara and I went swiming and after that we exchange numbers and followed them home.
The next day, (saturday), I call her and invite them over again. We still got a whole carten of beer left to drink. She comes over and this time I am on my back on the kitchen coach. Then all by a sudden she says ' You are a player, arent you?' . And since I am such experienced guy I dont have a clue what a player is and just agree and wanna kiss her more. But then she gets all upset.
(I forgot to say that the day be fore she said that I looked like a modell and I replayed that she was the prettiest girl Ive seen in half a year. I am not that handy with girls =/ ).
Anyway, I try to make things right and with some help from my friends it all worked out and she becomes happy again. Thats after I promised her that I would date her during the week.
On Sunday Im pretty happy and I think for myself that I can give this girl a chance and I might like her. So Oscar, Sara, Linda and I decide to watch a movie and after that its more kissing.
I met her during the week and soon she is the girl I have spent most time with in my entire life =)

Anyway she seems to be a great girl even if she is a bit young ;) and I like her heaps.

Thats the whole story. So right now I am celebrating one week

To save you some time, here are the prices:
250 US dollars
2600 kr
260 euro i tyskland

That's awesome Calle! But when did you become a player? :P And most girls don't like that, but I guess you understand that now!

260 Euro is a bit cheaper than 2600 kr, so it could be worth it, but I’m not sure I need one.

By the way, how is it with the godesses? Please ask them from me if you meet them, if they are still feeling cold, and that in that case, I am definitely to be blamed.

Did you show her the poem by the way?

Anyway, I'll be home in a week, and I hope you can hook me up with some fresh teens then. Maybe Debbie is single?

Tata man!

Yeah, we did all miss you last weekend in Skanör. Especially the girls ;)

And yesterday I managed to make a complete fool out of myself once again. First Linda blames me for hitting on her friend which was a completely unmotivated offence.

Then later that night when we are lying on her bed, she says something equivalent to 'you make me so horny' and I reply 'Ohh, really?' and she just sighs deeply.

I suppose I better keep my mouth shut next time, or atleast dont use it for talking ;)

tut tut

Man! You are TEH P.I.M.P!

How old is she? :P

I can assure you, we all want to know that Björn, we all do :P

Now you get your ass back to us so we can go to Estonia! :)

Cry, I wanna go home, I wanna go home =(

And then you want to leave again, right? right?

No I don't think I will :P

Estonia silly!

And how is the german ladiez going? Any catch?

Well here's just fucking teens from the rest of the world, and they simply suck! I'm enjoying myself with a french and a spanish girl at the moment, but it all got messed up when the swedish girl told them what 'sug min kuk' really means :(

You have to be polite! But germany is not allways the best place to go to find fine girls :P

Ah, I did it! I wrote a play for our project, which includes me getting intimate with a girl :P

Well fuck, she had a boyfriend here, and now I have a few things to explain :P

But last night was pretty nice, I talked to my teacher for more than an hour and she told me the story of her life :P She's 28 so we understand each other quite well.

Tata!

I knew you screwed your teachers for those grades!!!

When are you coming home?

Sunday 07.00 or something :P

When's the next partej!

OK! I'm going out for the last night clubbing in Berlin now! Just one party laft after it, but that's at the institute.

Laaaaaaaater

Why go out clubbing when you have a 28 year old teacher at home that "understands" you :P

She was there too :D

Ack, nu ar jag ensam kvar har och blir utkastad. Sex timmar till taget gar, vad ska jag gora? Ring garna ;)

We are getting waaasted, and i truly must agree with Lisa. There is 90 degrees in the corner :P

Sounds like a blast. I learned to play guitarr and juggling. They dont sell juggling clubs anywhere in Malmö, did you know? Fauking idiotic.

Hi Amras.