Mume.net - Discussion: #sub {something}{something}

#sub {something}{something}

posted by Conspiracy

2004-06-09 23:17:27

Conspiracy

2004-06-09 23:17:27

So do you have some funny/interesting subs on your mume client? Something that makes it speciel from others? Something to piff it up?

Ill give some example of silly subs that I have:
A burly orc-guard is here, sniffing drugs and stuff.

A strong, tall orc-guard is looking for sexy orcish
ladies.

You sit down and look up into the sky.

And the unforgetable: You finish building your camp: a tent, a little campfire and a boiling can with water for tea. You crawl into your cozy tent with a hot cup of tea!

Which subs do you have?

Conspiracy

2004-06-09 23:21:32

You can add emotes and such things also if you wish, I just forgot the mention it.

emote humms quietly for himself.

Bagger

2004-06-09 23:22:15

{- depression}={- Du är ju deprimerad, ryck upp dig.}

Grizz

2004-06-10 00:04:07

{a Mighty Horse} {a Pretty Pony}
{You are too afraid.} {You're a fucking pussy.} (Pardon the profanity.)
{You are dead!} {Way to go, numbuts.}

Björn

2004-06-10 00:24:37

ferocious replaced by delicious. Goes on those wargs and bears!

A delicious warg is here.
*a delicious bear* is dead. R.I.P

Grizz

2004-06-10 00:27:59

That's a great one. :P

Eomir

2004-06-10 00:47:15

Lets see here.

Ah, Moria trigger.
# {The Latrine} now triggers {relieve}

Among the crapload of various herbs:
{a hemlock plant (Hemlock you idiot!)} now replaces {a hemlock plant}.

A Clasic:
{from Estonia (CHEATERS).} now replaces {from *.ee.}.

And the famous one which is getting a little old:
{the Target Practice Dummy*} now replaces {the Black Númenórean*}.

Unknown

2004-06-10 01:01:42

I have 'gnome' subbed to 'Phier'. Makes it easier to parse and ignore gnome spam.

Ninjzor

2004-06-10 02:10:44

Now where did that chicken go?
You could do it with a chicken!

Amras

2004-06-10 02:24:55

Rogon -> Pedofilen

Unknown

2004-06-10 06:44:49

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   `888.8'    888      888  888       8         .8' `888.     888ooo88P'   888oooo8
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    o888o      `Y8bood8P'     `YbodP'        o88o     o8888o o888o  o888o o888ooooood8
             oooooooooo.   oooooooooooo       .o.       oooooooooo.      .o.
             `888'   `Y8b  `888'     `8      .888.      `888'   `Y8b     888
              888      888  888             .8'888.      888      888    888
              888      888  888oooo8       .8' `888.     888      888    `8'
              888      888  888    '      .88ooo8888.    888      888
              888     d88'  888       o  .8'     `888.   888     d88'    .o.
             o888bood8P'   o888ooooood8 o88o     o8888o o888bood8P'      `8'

Zain

2004-06-10 08:10:47

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Zain

2004-06-10 08:16:37

Erm, that looked fine in the preview but now the

 tags seem to have been stripped out.

Zain

2004-06-10 08:17:45

And in that post, the pre tag I wrote with the &s got converted into real tags. Not in the preview though, just in the actual post...

Phantasm

2004-06-10 08:18:03

#sub {color spray desc} (the old){Your own private rainbow hits %1 - WOWIE!}

Monster

2004-06-15 16:30:33

#sub {gold} {[[1m[35mhallon[0m} <- cute colours
#sub {is resting here.} {sitter här och latar sig.}
#sub {is sitting here mending his weapon} {sitter här och meckar med sitt vapen}
#sub {oak staff} {träpinne}

Milzok

2004-06-16 01:53:24

{an ornated steelshafted warhammer}{en ornamenterad stålskaftad krigshammare}
{a mighty dwarven axe}{en mäktig dvärgyxa}
{a bejewelled shield}{en juvelbelagd sköld}
{You will climb if necessary.}={Du klättrar om det blir nödvändigt.}
{puts his feet in}={stoppar sina fötter i}
{the huge, black mace}={den stora, svarta hammaren}
Well u name it :)

Milzok

2004-06-16 01:55:09

This is the best:
{bfzahp ay bfugtizgg}={Andning av raskhet}
When someone cast bob :D

Mandor

2004-06-16 02:35:39

You guys are crazy, I mean SWEDISH?

I have no #subs that change what things are, only to accentuate what I am likely to miss otherwise. Seeing this, I could rename dbs, dcs or whatever it's called these days to its correct name!

Razoor

2004-06-16 02:45:52

I substituted the entire city of Harlond to Swedish...if anyone is interested i can send you the profile :) (JMC)

Sogard

2004-06-17 02:27:43

'Half-Elf' replaced with 'Mut'.
*man* with *black numenorian*(like what bears see, disabled when playing torc/troll).

Grey-cloaked subed to Baby-sitter, Hardened Rangers as Muddle Rangers. :)

Grisnat

2004-06-17 23:37:41

I working on subbing Takhr's Zaugurz spam and bree storyteller's spam for other more... errr, interesting things - not sure what yet, and besides, even if I knew I probably wouldn't post *sniff*

Conspiracy's Drugz and Orkish Pimping subs come to mind though... would certainly make the spam more interesting.

Milzok

2004-06-21 07:19:15

# {manligt könsord} now replaces {kuk}.

Milzok

2004-06-21 07:19:19

# {manligt könsord} now replaces {kuk}.

Milzok

2004-06-23 00:54:19

# {En alvisk knarklangare är här.} now replaces {An elven herbalist is watching his merchandise here.}.

Guido

2004-06-23 14:35:46

You are using:
<wielded> a large black dildo (satisfactory)
<worn on head> a ring mail coif (satisfactory)
<worn on body> a ring mail hauberk (flawless)
<worn about body> a huge pair of angelic wings (satisfactory)
<worn on arms> a pair of ring mail sleeves (flawless)
<worn on hands> a pair of ring mail gloves (well-maintained)
<worn on legs> a pair of ring mail leggings (well-maintained)
<worn on feet> a pair of iron-shod boots (well-maintained)
<worn around neck> a black scarf (flawless)
<worn on wrist> a keyring with a set of lock picks
<worn on finger> a ring
<worn on back> an atomic-powered jetpack
<worn as belt> a weasel's tail
<worn on belt> a water skin

Milzok

2004-06-29 23:30:15

#SUB {När det gäller krig, har du inte mycket att hämta.} now replaces {You are not known for any acts of war.}.

Amandil

2004-07-08 17:20:16

a strange black helmet -> en penisvärmare
(don't ask why)

Björn

2004-07-08 18:44:37

The Last Bridge -> Den sista Bron
Oaken staff -> Ek pinne

Amras

2004-10-07 07:01:56

Haha, Milzok has the best subs! :)

Shalani

2004-10-08 22:01:08

ok if not only subs but also emotes or more, an alias : on my ainu
alias k /kit
just such a pleasure to feel like i kill newbies who beg for a kit :)

aTrawl

2006-03-09 09:33:05

#SUB ALL.TEXT {SMASHSMASH EATEAT}

Vick

2006-03-16 05:37:58

*a sturdy Dwarf* = *a Fat Dwarf*
*a cunning Hobbit*= *a Yummy Hobbit*
*a Noble Half-Elf*= *a Noble Half-Breed*
*a Bear* = *a Beer*
a large penis troll has arrived from the east (subed penis for earth) hehe

Unknown

2006-03-16 05:58:04

#sub {Vick} {Nab auf nabben}
#sub {Varkaun} {estonian ch33t0r}
#sub {aHobbit} {aFaggit}
#sub {Conspiracy} {PersonWhoCantThinkOfNames}
#sub {Bjorn} {JaThxPlsSwedeBaj}

Unknown

2006-03-16 09:17:36

>WIELDED: a Warhammer of the Elven Lords
[As Shield ]: a Shield of the Damned (flawless)

[On Head ]: the Dragonhelm (flawless)
[On Arms ]: a shining pair of vambraces (flawless)
[About Body ]: the Angelic Alliance (flawless)
[On Body ]: a shining breastplate (flawless)
[On Hands ]: a pair of dragonhide gauntlets (flawless)
[On Legs ]: a shining pair of greaves (flawless)
[On Feet ]: a pair waterball boots (flawless)

[On Neck ]: The Necklace of the Damned
[On Neck ]: Bling Bling Necklace (Glowing) (Humming)

[On Wrist ]: a dragonskin wristband
[On Wrist ]: a dragonskin wristband
[On Finger ]: The One Ring (Glowing) (Humming)
[On Finger ]: The Ring of the Damned

[On Back ]: a Valar-hide backpack

[As Belt ]: The One Belt
[On Belt ]: an elven hunting knife (flawless)
[On Belt ]: a Lantern Of The Damned; it is lit
[On Belt ]: a HOLY WATER SKIN

[On Belt ]: a Pan (Glowing) (Humming)
[On Belt ]: The Lockpicks of Eru

Unknown

2006-03-18 07:53:52

Nice I had Manwe's Penis (20-25 damage, 30 ob but -10 pb eff vs. vaginas) for like a few days but died to some *Transvetite* on SnakrMud. Btw *Gays* are annoying but I like *Females* and stuff

fesser

2006-04-08 16:48:16

#action >+77 You flee north.=#print ----------Go VVV S O U T H VVV.
#action >+78 You flee south.=#print ----------Go AAA N O R T H AAA.
#action >+79 You flee west.=#print ----------Go >>> E A S T >>>.
#action >+80 You flee east.=#print ----------Go <<< W E S T <<<.
#action >+81 You flee down.=#print ----------Go +++ U P +++.
#action >+82 You flee up.=#print ----------Go ¤¤¤ D O W N ¤¤¤.

(powtty)

fesser

2006-04-08 16:49:15

#mark AAA N O R T H AAA.=cyan
#mark VVV S O U T H VVV.=cyan
#mark >>> E A S T >>>.=cyan
#mark <<< W E S T <<<.=cyan

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