Top 10 reasons why mume sucks.
posted by Flupengoblin
2004-09-28 03:07:06

Flupengoblin2004-09-28 03:07:06
10. Typing makes my fingers sore.

9. Spam gives me a headache.

8. There are too many unqualified ainur.

7. Ainur use inside information to cheat which is why some people always seem to "find" rare equipment and artifacts.

6. Dumb-ass dwarves can use magic.

5. Puny little hobbits can bash.

4. The built-in game lags (like for bash) were put in the game to further disadvantage American (and other long distance players) who get link lag on top of bash lag.

3. Action users are increasing and not enough is done to punish people who are caught. Folks like Seldaran should have their accounts frozen for 6 months in addition to a healthy demotion when flat out caught using actions.

2. Some "abilities" are so remarkable that the best theory is that there is cheating at a coding level. How hard could it be for an A+ to give himself and his friends insta-bash or insta-cast or increase his damage by 50% or more.

1. All the good names are taken!!!!

Elizalde 2004-09-28 05:31:12
You forgot that:
1. The BN rangers are underrated.
2. The BN's have no home, even near the sea. 8(
3. The BN's can't find their warrior GM, _STILL_.
4. If the BN's can find their other GM's, its a corpse.
5. It is so easy to ruin a BN's Tharbad citizenship.
6. It is so friggen expensive to gain Tharbad cit back.
7. The BN's backfiring is so frequent.
8. The lucky BN's praying to areas like BW.
9. The BN's can't use any weapon skill other then missile.
10. The BN's get depression, only for it to finally go away after 2-3 hours RL and then to instantly return within seconds!
Boofhead 2004-09-28 06:15:48
Lol.
Unknown2004-09-28 08:44:54
I don't agree with 2, because coders 1) are lazy, 2) do not play!
Unknown2004-09-28 09:31:07
There should be alot more harsh punishments. Not just a few demoted levels but account suspensions for a month or so, depending on the broken rule!
Alantir2004-09-28 14:15:26
So an american get 500ms game lag on bash, and your link lag is 200ms. You get a total of 700ms lag.

A swede gets 500ms game lag on bash and 20ms link lag, for a total of 520 ms.

If it was 0ms lag for bash there would be 200ms vs. 20ms, instead of 700ms vs. 520ms.

I say bash lag quite obviously benefits the slow linked.

That was a retarded list though, unless it was a joke (I hope it was).
Naga2004-09-28 17:20:46
Ainur use inside information to cheat which is why some people always seem to "find" rare equipment and artifacts.

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More likely they already have the goods, they decay, and of course then they know they'll load again...

Björn 2004-10-03 22:23:57
Elizalde rocks =P
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