You might play too much text based games if...

...You are convicted of stalking, because you follow
everybody you see and ask to join their formation

...Instead of asking someone out you say 'exp?'

...If you think you can change your character in real life.

...if you say sc to see your hp in real life.

...if you look at yourself by saying 'look self'.

...if you say I weigh 10 stone instead of 140 lbs.

...if you forget how to do math (true story ;))

...if you kill somthing and say exa corpse to see what they have.

...if you say BR to start a fire. (burning hands)

...if you say Prac before you start practicing somthing

...If you call your fighting teacher the guild master

...if you best friend is a dark wraith

...if you call an ugly person *an Orc*

...if you yell Citizen in a city to find the mayor.

...If you can change your langauge by saying cha lang westron

...if you take out a weapon by saying wield knife

...if you can count your money quickly by saying gold

...if you say list to a shop clerk.

post any more if you can think of anything

if you say I weigh 10 stone instead of 140 lbs.

Nice list. However, these days the civilized world uses Kilograms when calculating weight. ;)

not everyone uses the metric system ;)

Yeah, I know, just the civilized world does. :P

Fuck you.

LOL

arzantor do you mean me?

When you say nod, to agree when having a conversation.

Me and my friend Derek Pierce made some more yesterday during history some are from a different text based game called Materia magica its sort of the 10 year old version of mume. I also have some you might play too much diablo II if you want ask me.

...If youd rather light a torch instead of flicking on the lights.

...If you can do more damage by saying change mood aggressive.

...If you spend thousands of dollars changing your paper money into gold coins.

...If you bring a keyboard everywhere you go.

...If you dont care if you die because you didnt have good eq.

...If you Play mume so long you have muscle spazams (spelled wrong? true story :P )

...If you speak in Abbreviations (like say lol in daily speech)

...If you have a bumper sticker that says Support the dunadain.

...If you did somthing bad and say "wow my allignment is going to suffer for thissin' "

...If you begin strange incantations before doing a magic trick.

...If youve ever sent someone sprawling with a powerful bash.

...If you say your car is In satisfactory/Old condition

...If you say 'Wow this is just like mume' to everything.

...If you have a text-based dream two or more nights in a row.

...If you can burp by saying " *burp* " in asterisks

All i can think of and yes im a redneck if you were wondering

When instantmessaging you keep typeing look or where to see whats going on.

Aryiel ! nice one

Mar Wrote :Materia magica its sort of the 10 year old version of mume.

You do know mume is older than 10 year ?

I think he ment that MM is like MUME was 10 years ago... except MM has more people playing it than MUME ever will, the world's a shitload larger, and there's far more things to do on there than on MUME.

I guess the combat system is like MUME's was along time ago, but that's about it. :P

In that case I will just place myself with two friends into a bottleneck, wielding smiters, and watch how exp flows in. Must be fun!!!1