Estonia is the bestest, why?
posted by Estonian
2005-07-18 09:46:39

Estonian2005-07-18 09:46:39
I now know some think estonia not bester than other place. Here is reason estonia is bestest!

1. We are estonia!
2. We cheat1
3. Snakr sucks mangina
4. Estonia more smart than sweden!
5. Estoniar girls are hot
Thankyouhaveanicedaykthxbai.
AnEstonian2005-07-18 11:20:34
Estonia bestest!
Myrddin2005-07-18 13:18:18
Fucking idiots, go die in real life.
NotAnEstonian2005-07-18 14:59:49
Agree Myrddin!
Estonians "#%"%"%"
Unknown2005-07-18 18:37:28
I didnt even know estonia had evolved past using sticks and stones till i played mume, and even now im still not sure.
Unknown2005-07-18 21:12:13
What is this Estonia you speak of?
estonia2005-07-18 22:03:17
WE ARE THE BEST IN MUME AND YOU SHITWIMPS CANT DO NOTHING ABOUT IT!
RETERDED AMERICANS!
SLOW AUSSIES!
WIMP CZEEANS!
GAY NORRLANDERS/SWEDES!
Norbagge2005-07-18 22:17:28
Yes, ohwell, I know if the EU countries start a revolution against non-EU lands. We'll get help from Estland. Cause we are two rebell countries with pride in our hearts. Wimpy Europeans with backup from an organisaton mobelised bahind every act. YES! Rebels without a cause!
estonia2005-07-18 23:32:26
Norbagge the history-teacher was Androg i bet!
Estonian2005-07-19 04:18:48
thread has flowered, see estonia bester thread maker because we know.
westerner2005-07-20 02:06:49
estonia suck and everybody know the west is the best.
Unknown2005-07-20 03:19:00
*. CW>where
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Estonia - estonialand
*Russia* has arrived from the east.

*. CW HP:Hurt *Russia*:Fine>
*Russia* hits your body extremely hard and shatters it.
You feel a strong ache there!
*Russia* begins some strange incantations...
*Russia* utters the word 'communism'
That really HURT!

You are dead! Sorry...
Estonian2005-07-20 05:38:09
No, russia badly and angerly people!
estonia goodly, communist no goodly
estonian no communist, estonian cheatz0r
communist goodly no cheat
Estonian2005-07-20 12:06:31
My nam is talamees and i m a retires farmer from an estland. i cook a potato today and cover potato with large the tomato red coloured fruit. tomato good fruit. potato good fruit
Unknown2005-07-20 14:15:58
potato is a vegetable :P
Unknown2005-07-20 15:36:43
Potato indeed is a vegetable!!! Do not mock the potatoes!
AncientEstonian2005-07-20 18:45:53
Idiots, potatoes are berries.
Bestest berries!
Anyways I go boil chicken now.
estonia2005-07-20 19:04:57
POPTATO PWNZ!
FarmerCheater2005-07-20 22:29:53
Potato not bery. Potato no fruit. Potato no vegalikable. Potato is really the tree. Potato good tree. Me raise it well. Me put water on its butt. Make its branches go long.
Unknown2005-07-20 22:50:53
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Salis2005-07-21 05:58:21
lol... erm .. yea! well Im Irish Just as Grandma said "God created whisky so the Irish wouldent rule the earth!" well true and you can deny the words of a dead man so its true, Irish are the Superiors!
Unknown2005-07-21 14:35:26
RAW CABBAGE AND CHICKEN
Erebos2005-07-21 20:49:06
Nawyn sure was Farmer-cheater!
Estonian2005-07-21 22:01:17
Erebos no goodly, ereboobies no estonian!
goodly player estonian, with goodly english
not angerly erebos erebos have goodly eq, goodly warpoints, and goodly followers, but no goodly style, he cheats badly, wants to be estonian, we no tell him secrets of cheating! NO NO NO NO SECRET OF CHEAT ESTONIA ONLY GOODLY CHEAT PLACE NOT CZHECCCHERZVILLE erebos no goodly, go away erebos!
Skrider2005-07-22 16:01:35
I wish i could kill you all
Estonian2005-07-23 09:01:30
No be angerey Skrider, goodly estonian peaceful. not angerey.
Estonian2005-07-23 09:05:15
Potato no tree. Potato is animal. I raise potato goodly. Potato does what it told. Potate sit and play dead goodly.
American2005-07-23 19:28:37
What the hell?
Swede2005-07-23 19:29:23
Jag gillar hallon!
Swede2005-07-23 19:29:24
Jag gillar hallon!
Swede2005-07-23 19:29:25
Jag gillar hallon!
Russia2005-07-23 19:29:34
Don't get too comfortable, Estonia. *glare*
CivilizedWorld2005-07-23 19:31:43
What the hell is Estonia?
Unknown2005-07-24 01:31:30
...tis a pimple on the asshole of the world
EstonianRichMan2005-07-24 04:06:42
I am rich man of Estonia. I am trained good in english art language. I speak well to american citizeins. I would to like to proclaim estonia a estonian state. Estonia is state of rich men, computer art, and many many many other more intresting fact. We have many horserider or as you call equetesticals my as american colleege informed me. I would like to give the american continent 6 millyun horse to commemoration of the goodly citizen from estonia.

Thank u,

Kaker Puts, Rich man came from estonia
Unknown2005-07-24 10:42:35
I went to school with a guy from Estonia when I was in high school. Although he was in college math classes, he was also taking third grade English and sixth grade basic sciences... He was also 22 years old as sophmore in high school and took a 12 year old to prom.
KakerPuts2005-07-24 10:51:33
Bester cauntry we become have. grow new items: new berry, new wildfruit, new haut haut girls, and veiry seixy womans. new tasteful wildfruit for you to enjoy in our cauntry. jason good friend. jason make estonian review. help estonian buy goat seix. jason good person. he go heaven after died.

goodbye friends of estonia
-kaker puts
ediblehonor2005-07-24 10:54:05
Once there was an Estonian school
Where they thought cheating at text games was cool
Then they would gloat
And go fuck a goat
Because they couldn't catch the damn mule
ediblehonor2005-07-24 10:57:19
SHIT YO, I BUSTIN RHYMES LIKE JUICE FROM A LYME HOMIEEEEEEEEE


Estonia is like the world's asscrack
In fact, its where shit comes back
And when they get married
They dig up their buried
Because they're all wannabe necrophiliacs

ediblehonor2005-07-24 10:59:55
Its a wonder Estonia has been around this long
When all they do is play with MUDS and their dong
They cheat to get kills
Then claim its their skills
But the whole country would get squished by a thong
EstonianRapper2005-07-24 11:07:35
ediblehonor you are bad man!
you make estonian look like sad man!!111
me crush you skull like it was bug
then me no make enemy me give you hug!1one
me get bored so me play a game
me play mume me get all the fame!1one
go to lab and call goodfriend to play!!!
we trap cheat get eq all day!1
me become warlord me is so strong!
me sleep moves me search webpage 4 girl thongs!1
jackoff good, jackoff hard, make cum
feel so crazy so i went to drink sum!1
me like jason he give me goatsex
me look one pic and go to the next!1
ohno me say me forgot about game
me look back me died this is lame
ediblehonor2005-07-24 11:14:15
I heard this rumor... an Estonian lore
About this downright kinky whore
A girlfriend of Snakr
An orgasm faker
Turned out she had a penis... and more!
Nawyn2005-07-24 23:40:15
Estonia har min!
EstonianRapper2005-07-25 05:50:51
nawyn u n00b me see u on log
me think u look like frog!
me see skrider me go laugh
he have long neck remind me of jiraffe!
me see ingo he gay fuckar
me fuck ingos sister in her car!
me see reikor he so good
me kill his orc in wimpy mood!
swede make me sad
swede make me look bad!
they run in pack, good very link
they mume robot, they no need think!
Tankist2005-07-25 10:10:31
Draaz is that you?
estonian2005-07-25 10:23:14
TANKIST!!11111111ONE1!!1 WE NO FORGET U TANKIST, #2 BESTEST CHEETER ON ESTONIA. WE U RANCR WE PROUD. WE NO FORGET. U R BESTEST, WE PROUD. U MAKE ESTONIA HAPPY
Tankist2005-07-26 00:33:32
I never cheat:D?:)
Estonian2005-07-26 06:05:30
tankist lie!
tankist goodly cheet no tankist no goodly cheet that mean tankist cheat!

buttankist
EstonianRapper2005-07-26 09:03:46
tankist bestest cheeter
he good but rancr 1337er!
me cheet good me like ornate
i cross trap race i r never late!
me call friend he go on hobbit
me go on orc me lure dwarf to rob it!
dwarf call friend hobbit they try overkill me
me call friend orcs we fight in vt!
me tell hobbitfriend to go run
hobbit leave dwarf now dwarf is dun!!!1one
Tankist2005-07-26 16:28:25
Draaz?
Estonian2005-07-26 23:28:33
goodly rap make me proud estonian
you all rhyme like merican black man!
for-real-dog

C|=|34+3R5 4 |_1F3
EstonianRapper2005-07-27 10:42:42
I not draaz i am rap man
you hater all like call me crap man!1
but me no hate me go on top
me not like fish me not stay down and belly flop!1
do bad thing me are gangter
me fuck girl me will bang her!!!!!!!!!1o
me cheet good on mudzz
me get eq with all my buDZ!!!!
Norwegian2005-07-27 14:07:31
Lets all get together and have nice tea? Tankist cheetz not goodz!!!1

Rancr #1 cheetz0r.

Fekkin' alcoholics, its not cool to get drunk!
Swede2005-07-27 18:00:41
Ulle fella olle mello tille fulle ja jaa jjaa allva,.
SwedeshRaper2005-07-28 06:26:17
i am a swede
i make you bleed
i like to eat seed
my eyes look like bead
my friend just pëëd
i like smoke weed
nah nah i just këëd!!

-SwedeshRapper "Sweden's Rapping Sensations" Albaum in stores Decembar 2005
HornyUnknown2005-07-28 14:45:05
All your eztonian girlz belongz to me *drool*
Snakr2005-07-29 00:57:10
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Bock's cock feels nice in me! YEAAAH!
Estonian2005-07-29 06:45:56
me like rap other estonian make1
estonia bester rap place in earth
no estonia no rap no rap rap no estonia
me make one me make one

hei ho
i like a good jo
in the mo
i cheat with my toe
and defeat all foe
you better watch your back
or ill crack on yo show

chorus!
all estonia rancr bitches
we lay down in our clean ditches
the one place to cheat in fitches
bettah watch out the estonia shout
HEYY HOO SNAKR CAN BLOWWW
HEYY HOO SNAKR CAN BLOWWW

we estonia no like crime
civilized up suck on lime
uinlike ruly country merica
no man named sean
who climb our bean
with citz like snakr rancr too
we all get together and sniff glue

chorus.
pwnated.

ESTONIA BESTEST
SwedeshRapper2005-07-29 10:32:50
No no n00b estonia badd placez
Sweden krushes 'zem wif huGe macez
$w3d3$h radar pix up all ur tracez
'zen we cum n untie ur lacez

*CHORUS*
whairr mai swedesh boyz at!!!
we m4k3 u hurting we m4k3 u burn
'zen we fAuck all yoor bitcheZ!
we m4ke yoar kountry L34RN!
cuz auwr weman rr haungry witchez!!!

so whatz u want u fAucking a$$NuT?
want m3 2 ramm yoo hard in da buTT??
me fAuck yoo h4rl) lyke ze cocoNUT!!
ssoo dont gett cAucky oR i fAuck ur mouth shuT!

*CHORUS*

Faucking n00blinks

DiS 1 GoEZ oWT to MAI SWEDENLADS!1111
4 LYFE N H0n0R!! (trapping overkill SkiLLZ)
GermanRapperBAO2005-07-29 13:06:50
I find this gurl
she had a big pearl
I greeted her with a bow
and ask her 'how?'
she pointed at a sow
and I exclaimed 'wow!'
and she said it was not a sow
but it was a very pink cow!
so I said once again 'how!?'
she got angry and hit me with a POW!
I got up and said 'ow!'
and she told me I'd better say my vows
and I asked her, 'now?'
and I died after that, poor me, mr. bao
Estonyam2005-07-31 00:44:28
PROUD TO BE ESTONYANNNNNNNM!!!!!!!11111111111111111111111111!!!!!!!!!!!!!ONE!1
Estonian2005-07-31 11:36:52
ME AM CORRUPT ESTONYAM POLICE OFFICER ME SELL ICE METHANFETAMINOACID!!1 ME GET RICH OFF FAST ME MAKE PEOPL FEEL GOOD ME SMOKE GOOD ME SMOKE CANNABIS ME SMOKE STUFF ME SMOKE BOWL ME IS GOOD!
EstonianMUMEMan2005-08-01 11:07:03
Amerikan 2005-08-02 12:13:41
WHTA THE HELL?//?
Rik 2005-08-02 13:14:08
hhhh Estonians are cheaters
NotACheater2005-08-02 21:19:37
I do not cheat.
Rik2005-08-03 10:15:58
LOL
Mangina2005-08-05 10:11:55
Snakr sucks me
annoydnewibe2005-08-09 03:31:38
THREE FUCKING WORDSSS.. FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111
American2005-08-09 04:52:49
I post this 70th comment in the name of America!!!!!1
Mextonian2005-08-09 10:23:03
AMERIKAN U FACK WITH THE WRONG VATO LOCO ESE!!!!!!!!
Mandor 2005-09-03 11:56:11
Since you can't behave in this forum. I'm closing the thread.
Hmmm2005-08-10 04:14:31
I blame Androg.
Unknown2005-08-10 10:27:36
I blame Mandor for broken code ;)
Unknown2005-08-11 00:59:55
Isnt this kind of stuff banned here? MUME.NET is really dying....
Unknown2005-08-11 02:50:26
stuff is banned here?
Unknown2005-08-11 21:16:32
plz i want to hear some more of the rapzzzz
EstonianGspot2005-08-11 21:59:30
Yo, yo, this one for homeboy in estonialand

one day i be walk
no no i not be talk
quiet cause i fucked
me mom and she in shock
i realized i had a bock
when i stepped on a rock
and fucked more estonia
girl that all have cock
big cock too
i put it in my mouth
and i turn blue
but if one thing me estonia
ever pass on to you
its actions and cheats
to make you cool too!

*bow* by the way... "penis!"
Turkey2005-08-12 19:12:45
eat me
Turkey2005-08-12 19:12:47
eat me
Estonian2005-08-12 19:14:00
ch33tzorz 4 lyfe nig.
Estonian2005-08-12 19:15:22
! me fix silly underline and no cheat do it
me estonian shamefull
fix and no cheat
me make bestest estonia name in red
hail no cheat
i go get beat my parents hate me:)
EstoniaTRURappa2005-08-13 05:54:17
Hey gspot j00 n00b!
Go back to mom to suck her b00b
me am the real rapper me am great!1
Me make bestest raps dont hate
Friend buy me goatsex he name jason!
Me am true homie me am blazin!1
up in ch33t3r's avenue they call me rap mason!!1
me fucked ur girlfriend on the basin
but me no fuck in real!!1
cuz me cannot get dollaur beel11!
so me fuck girl over internet
me ejaculate and make screen all wet!!!1
Estonian2005-08-15 16:27:43
why everybodies hate bester country estonia
why nobodyes get along and aknowledg estonia prettyful
youmake estonian sad!
Hmmm2005-08-16 07:16:33
I still blame Androg.
Unknown2005-08-16 07:54:50
asdf
Unknown2005-08-16 07:55:07
You all suck.
Marsh2005-08-16 08:10:58
I need help getting to pr0n please help me override my firewall please help someone! i cannot last 2 days without gay porn :((
Estonia2005-08-18 20:04:38
estonia no like russia
russia not goodly like goodly estonians
estonians suck goodly
russia not goodly
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Mammoth2005-08-18 20:07:50
I do not, I have another estonian blow me.
Mammoth2005-08-19 12:24:53
And I mean another seixsy estonien mahn!
Spongemonkey2005-08-26 23:45:08
Estonia is the greatest country in the world. If it wasn't for Estonia, all the Estonians would be running around in other countries screwing them up, molesting sheep, and cheating on their taxes. Hail Estonia!!
Mazush2005-08-30 05:06:55
ESTONIA IS THE FUCKING BESTEST MAN !!
Aryon2005-08-30 05:08:53
HELL YEAH MAZUSH! WE SHOULD BE PREISDENTS OF TEHCHEATING DEPARTMENT NO?
Unknown2005-09-03 10:27:44
95th comment!