Paisa is standing here.

Paisa picks up a pretty flower.

Paisa puts a pretty flower in his pants.

Paisa farts happily.

Paisa gets the reamins of a dead, intoxicated flower from his pants.

Paisa drops the remains of a dead, intoxicated flower.

Paisa is using:
<held> a book
<held> a book
<worn on head> the helicopter cap
<worn on body> an 'I r hot!!' shirt
<worn on legs> his pants
<worn on feet> his 'I am cool!!' shoes
<worn on back> a yellow velcro backpack
<worn on wrist> a wristband that says 'Im a gangter'

Paisa leaves north.

Paisa opens the frontdoor.
Paisa leaves north.
Paisa closes the frontdoor.

Paisa leaves up.

Paisa opens the roomdoor.
Paisa leaves north.
Paisa closes the roomdoor.
Paisa locks the roomdoor.

Paisa grins evilly.

Paisa sits down on the chair.

Paisa turns on the computer.

A computer says '*Beep*'

Paisa clicks on some porn.

Paisa unzips his pants.

Ten minutes later, Paisa finally takes off his size 124 pants.

Paisa unwraps his diaper.

Paisa finally takes off his diaper.

Paisa looks down.

Paisa looks for Paisa's penis.

Paisa tries to look over his belly to find his penis.

Paisa lies down diagonally.

Paisa scratches his head impatiently.

Paisa gets a magnifying glass.

Paisa stops using a book.
Paisa wields a magnifying glass.

Paisa looks through a magnifying glass.

Paisa smiles happily.

Paisa reaches for his penis.

Paisa grabs Paisa's penis.

Paisa touches himself.

Paisa moans.

Paisa touches himself.

Paisa ejaculates.

Paisa smiles happily.

*click*
The roomdoor is opened from the other side.
*the Dad* has arrived from the south.
*the Dad* closes the door.
*the Dad* utters the words 'block door'
The roomdoor seems to blur for a while.

*the Dad* says 'what the fuck are you doing!?'




To be continued....

YOU HAVE NO LIFE! Seriously guys. Grow up a little?

yeah he has no life and your commenting unknown on a mume fan site :(

btw the dad was me

Ah so being nameless means I have no life, got it. You guys seriously have nothing better to do than sit for 15 mins and type all this shit out? It wasn't even funny. At least be creative if you are going to make fake logs.

if it takes you 15 minutes to type it out then take a typing class

i could type this shit out so easily in 5 minutes

rocking log i look good in it

Tosser

HEEEY NOW, FAKE LOG

*the Dad* says 'what the fuck are you doing!?
o[ W HP:Fine Mana:Burning>say sorry i just got such a rush from hunting down this level 4 bn and...
*the Dad* says I don't want to here it!
*the Dad* lightly hits your rear and shatters it
o[ SW HP:Hurt Mana:Warm *the
Dad* (b):Healthy>You try to flee but can't move fast enough!.
PANIC! You couldn't escape!

Man this is fucking retarded... Who ever posted this I hope you feel real good about your self! cuz you should... Your just jellous cuz you can't have full fine chin and shit. so quit posting shit and die!!

Orem 2005-08-25 11:04:42
Your just jellous cuz you can't have full fine chin and shit. so quit posting shit and die!!

In response to that!

<worn on head> a full fine chin (flawless)

Stylin!

*gasp* SuMbuddy *wheeze* call 9-*choke*1-1.