Estonia still bestest, why?
posted by Estonian
2005-09-04 06:56:59

Estonian2005-09-04 06:56:59
Mandor no estonian make no proud mom
close thread with thorrrity but no listen
me estonia keep up pride in homecountry
ME ESTONIA YOU ESTONIA SUCK ESTONIA
holn2005-09-04 12:01:52
whoever you are. go hide under a rock, if u can get ur fat estonian ass under it
Myrddin2005-09-04 15:04:25
Eat shit, fuck off, and die in real life, Holn. Can't you get it, that no estonian is writing this stuff? It's all the work of some american or swede, who can't stand, that he died to someone from such a poor country as Estonia with opponent not even going below healthy.
holn2005-09-04 17:00:00
no i dont get it i am an elf;)
Unknown2005-09-05 03:24:46
Eat shit, fuck off, and die in real life, Holn. Can't you get it, that no estonian is writing this stuff? It's all the work of some american or swede, who can't stand, that he died to someone from such a poor country as Estonia with opponent not even going below healthy.

lol yea only an american or swede would do that :P
Unknown2005-09-06 20:38:24
From whose point of view is Estonia considered poor? That may have been like 10 years ago, but it's the 21st century now - no country can be considered poor.
Myrddin2005-09-08 13:10:08
Remove your pink glasses. I can say only one thing to you: "Welcome to the real world, BITCH!" Even by only watching CNN/Fox/whatever bullshit you get your news from the world, there ARE very poor and underdeveloped countries. Just because most of the people in Estonia don't have to work with a 1 dollar wage per hour (most of us get 2 dollars per hour) and we have good link to MUME, doesn't mean everything's OK.
Estonyamn2005-09-11 06:49:23
Moste esotnians only live to play mume anyway liek me :))

getting fullfine gives me orgazm

thinking of shining makes me horny
KingBruce2005-09-11 07:11:28
To hell with you basters! We Estonians will never be poor as long a there is a drop of vodka (our national drink) left to wash down the last bite of pickled goat entrails (our national breakfast). As we say in Estonia, "Makleschlep, vitousnik e kastooplia!!" (Translation: Eat, drink and be hairy!!)

Bruce
King of Estonia
Unknown2005-09-18 12:29:47
Reading this thread makes me ashamed of being an estonian. I'm going to emigrate to Alaska, change my name, appearance and die 20 years later when attacked by a rabid wolf.
THE END.
Unknown 2005-09-18 12:50:58
silm2005-09-18 13:13:08
fakk you no pestonian fakk you little wanker american shut the fakk up or i sameside you why?
Tankdriver2005-09-18 13:17:59
2005-09-04 06:56:59

Aussie or american.
Unknown2005-09-23 15:08:14
[fakk you no pestonian fakk you little wanker american shut the fakk up or i sameside you why?]

In fact, I am an estonian and you can't sameside me since you don't even know who I am. So there.
ROAR2005-09-23 18:09:36
Estonian art thee bestest!
Estonaymn2005-09-28 00:58:35
POEPLE OF THE WORLD DO NOT FITE

I ARE PROUD TO AN BE ESTOMIANESE I AM PROUD TO ANNOUNCE TO ALL THAT ESTONIAN HAS CREATE A NEW MUD CLYENT FOR MUME PLAY! DOWNLODE AVAILAIBILE AT ESTONAYNGOVERNMENTILDOWNLODES.COM.ESTONIAN
Solymir2005-09-28 05:41:55
Wow.

This page should be printed in a dictionary under the definition of "Chaos Theory"
Estonian2005-10-24 06:10:40
me read justice bored and see all estonian punishment
this make me sad estonian
me no like when other estonian suffer for thems own mistakes
we bester than that, no get caught
management cheating to catch us!
phuckerz
Unknown2005-10-24 17:06:57
I'm cool!
Morris2005-10-29 20:50:02
I have blonde hair now.
EstonianWizard2005-11-15 05:48:46
NEW QUAKCE SUCKS
EstonianBoy2005-11-16 10:11:08
It's so funny to read all this :)
Everybody posting crap and then Myrddin saying something with straight face.
Asara 2005-11-16 13:50:14
shoot self <-- is what reading this thread makes me want to do.
Myrddin2005-11-16 16:03:16
and it is ee. who are posting this. i was wrong. ESTONIA 4 life
Myrddin2005-12-07 02:45:55
ASARA U GEEKHEAD ! U CANOT DO MUME COMMANDS ON MUMENET LOLOLOL
aldweth2005-12-08 03:49:26
im growing out my hair
estonian2005-12-09 23:01:02
aldweth,

you r ugly monkey who has too many hair.
shaveplz.
thank yous, by.

sincerely.
esotnian.
BoggledAmerican2005-12-11 04:20:36
How in the world did Estonians learn how to write!?
Myrddin 2005-12-11 09:43:46
Fuck you, tards. None of the posts in this message were made by me. Stop using my name, fags.
EstonianKing2005-12-11 22:02:42
I say first 2 posts were made by Myrddin himself.
EstonianPostman2005-12-12 12:09:07
dear myrddin.
id did not writes as ur names myrddin.
plz ceese ur all attemptd remarx against me.
i do dont bring harmn.

thankx.
estonia n
nimetu2005-12-13 12:55:17
umm.. kinda laughing..
KingBruce 2005-09-11 07:11:28

To hell with you basters! We Estonians will never be poor as long a there is a drop of vodka (our national drink) left to wash down the last bite of pickled goat entrails (our national breakfast). As we say in Estonia, "Makleschlep, vitousnik e kastooplia!!" (Translation: Eat, drink and be hairy!!)

Bruce
King of Estonia
<- that is SO not estonian.. anyway.. what makes u think that estonians suck? newsflash: estonians are not all the same.. neither are americans etc.. like.. i just don't get it. give me 3 good (and i mean GOOD!!) reasons why estonians are so stupid=)
ESTONIANPOSTMAN2005-12-14 04:40:51
DEAR NIMETU.

FUKU.
ESTONIN NOT STUPID. WTFOMG.
Y IS U ASSUMPTING ESTONIAN STUPID?
U MAKE WAR WIFT ESTOIA WE BOMB U.
LOLOLOL PLUS WE OWN URS MUME ACCNT.
KTHXBYE.
PHAKER.

KTHXBYE.
TH ESTONAIN POSTMEN.
IrRacist2005-12-14 14:46:35
why do estonian men have moustaches?

....cos they wanna look like their mom.

btw this joke works well with any race or nationality you care to demean or insult.

just sub <estonian> with your preferred choice.
JuliusCaesar2005-12-15 01:16:44
Haha.

Fags.
Penis2005-12-19 22:53:48
Just put it in your mouth!
UnkEstonPicasso2005-12-24 01:13:00
I shuld draw very peatiful pics verrrry beutiful
SonajTheEstonin2005-12-28 07:29:51
hello ppls,

i am sonaj, king estonia.
i am new king not nub king me make
good world for estonia.
me make goat for manee peepls.
invent condom 4 goatsex very in plan.

thanks you for insparation freinds.
-sonaj
EstonianMLK2005-12-28 22:25:42
SILENCE you estonias make shame on our doorstep! even russia no like us more no more! i turn red with shame that we make self look so dumb

gather around stonians
i has had dreams
that day that come soon all of us
yes all
estonian men, goats, russian women, swedeish people, ling, and even lukas can all live in fun and happy thought! we need not fight king estoninas be who and stuff we need to all cook and make love! you should all be shameful for the shame you shamedly brought

make me sick you estoniasnzors do

PS we still cheatrzor better than seldaran and luke!
Seldaran2005-12-29 08:40:45
At least I get away with cheating sometimes! Snakr always gets caught. Sweden - 1 Estonia - 0
CheatingEstonian2005-12-31 15:10:17
Dear Seldaran

Go fuck your self please kthnkx

Snakr iz teh nab estonian chiiter
All rial estonians chiit ull te taim and
never gets caught so plz die

Yours faithfully
The true estonian.
fingolan2006-01-03 16:21:45
ROFL what the fuck is up with this page?why the fascination with estonia? estonia seems to suck balls and like dick-balls kthzby shitnab
aldweth2006-01-04 05:17:12
LOLS fuck u fingolan u fucknab shut the fukc up u dont know what the fuk ur saying half of the fuk ur saying u dont know what the fuk ur saying so shutup fucknab u dont know what ur saying so shutup u motsly say shit u dont know so shutup wtf nab shutup fag nnub LOLS
Estonian2006-01-04 05:36:08
I have few words.

Eesti pwns. Estonian are better then america and rest world. Estonia bestest!

Thankyou
Estonian
Estonianpostman2006-01-04 05:52:34
DEAR PPLS.

I AM MUCH AFRAID TO INFORM THAT COMPUTER IN MY HOUSE BREAKEN. I TAUCH KEBOARD & IT BREAKEN. I CANOT THISABLE MY CAP LOCK BUTUN. THE POST OFFECE IS CUNCURRANTLE SUBDEWD. THANKS U FOR INSIDE CONVENYENCE.

THANKS U.
ESTONAINPOSTMAN CHEIF
secndEstonianPostman2006-01-04 20:22:41
Estonian Postmans rings 5 times butplzktnx
Estonianpostman2006-01-05 02:48:52
daer secundestonianpostman

u fired. u dont kno how to spell secund. i faix my computer now kthx2erebos. cap lock fixen. no more braken. secundestonianpostman replace with mithfalenpostman. enjoys.

thanks u.
estonianpostman chief
mthfalenpostman2006-01-05 02:50:32
dearest estonianpostman chief,

i am so much very pleased on with your requesteding of me for becomed the second postingman of estonia i would like to please thank you so much i enjoy worked here i thanked you thanks you many kinds.

good bye,
mithfalen, embassador of america estonia
Offspring2006-01-05 16:30:57
You gotta keep em separated!
estonianFAG2006-01-05 23:25:27
hellu mi da estoinia fag, i sucka sucka lotsa peniz wen mi bored
den i rape mi mothr and fathr
I sux
i r baboon
i lajk xp xp
insajd and outsajd i sucka peniz
gimme peniz pls, i beg of thee

estonian Fag
Telessar2006-01-06 03:33:45
fajk being swedian, i lajk be estonyanpls!
estonianpostman2006-01-06 08:15:47
dear telessar.

u wants to be estonians u must prove ot be stonians.

bring me backs many shinings from kormock holdings for me by cheating ways.

oh wait. i see u've alraedy haven past experienced. you now declared estonyanm.

-estonian chief postman
Homer2006-01-07 05:26:11
Mmmmmmmm Beer.
Mmmmmmmm Porkchops!
Mmmmmmmm Child porn!
Telessar2006-01-08 06:21:38
ya, me estonian me lajks ch33t me truly lajks snakr!
me dont care if u call me amerikcan teen cuz u fakr!
me play mume good 8 hr a day me kill ppl like tahkr!
i thinks u suxxa u be najs xp xp cuz u wankr!
aldweth2006-01-12 05:47:44
FUCK ESTONIA ITS MADE UP OF FAT RETARDS AND STUPID PEOPLE WHO PLAY MUME ALL DAY BECAUSE THEIR LIVES >>>>SUCK<<<<.
Hmmm2006-01-12 06:04:56
Can someone please tell me wtf "nab auf nabben" means?
Unknown2006-01-12 08:50:31
noob of noobs
Unknown2006-01-12 22:30:48
yea but thats just like i very sketchy translation.. cause noob isnt a word .
Unknown2006-01-13 06:38:48
estonians can only play mume, if they diddnt, they'd be left to drink vodka, eat potatoes, and fuck sheep and or goat, and beat their wives and or children
Transvoga2006-01-13 09:22:54
- Solymir 2005-09-28 05:41:55
-
- Wow.
-
- This page should be printed in a dictionary under
- the definition of "Chaos Theory"


Heh, apparently this Solymir person doesn't know exactly what the Chaos Theory is :)
Estonian2006-01-15 18:33:06
The day soon here.
Client Ch33tStonia, and axns almst done.roar.
eestiperson2006-01-16 11:13:32
solymir is american, that might be the reason. hahahaha
Estonianpostman2006-01-21 09:20:33
dear ppl frum mumenet

why no post in 4 days
estonia fred not inch resting?

me writng estoain rap
plan to join rap bisness in few month
pls look for cds no dl frum pormgrams pls.
lose monee me will
thankx
order cd new cd calld "Estonain strieks back'
beter dan 50cents


thansxu.....
etonian postman
Grej2006-01-28 02:31:43
LOLOLOL
Rza2006-01-28 04:29:53
lol
SwedeshRapper2006-01-29 07:26:34
hej hej me make rap
lols me give u slap
me rocks u me have shining
me overkill u me dont care if u whining
me kill estonia anyday
me kill everyone anyway
sweden king, we is not dumb
me do ur mom me make ur cum!1
SwedeshRapper2006-01-29 07:26:47
bajbja
Estonian2006-01-29 07:58:39
No, you you got it all wrong,
estonia no like women, like goat wearing thong,
we can cheat, then beat, all our meat,
and we leave you saying WTFBBQOMGKTHXBAI!
and we leave you saying WTFBBQOMGKTHXBAI!
and we leave you saying WTFBBQOMGKTHXBAI!
and we leave you saying WTFBBQOMGKTHXBAI!
yo estonia
EstonianRapist2006-01-29 19:40:52
Me rape U
EstoninRapedGuy2006-01-30 01:27:46
me no like rapist


rapist be very scared
Brego2006-02-01 08:23:03
Rohirric
Unknown2006-02-03 10:19:23
Message 95 : Demotions (Námo)
Written on Thu Feb 2 20:00:41 2006

For having shared accounts, the following chars were demoted to
level 1 (Yes, I'm being too nice today):

Grindon, Maia
Andalos, 29
Draglar, 36
Farlos, 36
Rokko, 37
Zargh, 28
Crol, 27
Blurr, 28
Eralea, 33
Nugis, 33
Lupus, 30

Zarg, 27
Occanim, 23
Avrar, 26


*** Return: continue, b: back one page, r: redisplay, q:quit (97%) ***
- Námo.
Unknown2006-02-04 09:18:00
Message 95 : Demotions (MUME Management)
Written on Thu Feb 3 20:00:41 2006

Because of the recent activies with Estonians lately, the MUME mangement has decided to ban and revoke all Estonian accounts. This action has been decided due to a long-term problem caused by Estonian players in MUME. We believe that if players need to cheat, they should find another MUD where cheating is allowed. MUME does not tolerate cheating and if the definition of cheating can not be understood, refer to RULES.

This has been a hard decision to make for all of us. We appreciate your cooperation.

Regards,
The MUME Management (without estonians)
GhettoEstonian2006-02-08 05:21:19
yo bitch, i aint cheat
for cowball
me lick
what now esnigaa.
GhettoSwede2006-02-08 07:44:06
yo i think ur hood is fuckin wack
you and ur cheatin homies man
we bust the shit up in this place
you aint got nothin on us
we go down on ur chicks plenty
you be wack gangstas, shit
Unknown2006-02-08 23:26:06
i no all ov you maeke fun ov estonian cause you peopel are jilouze cause we live in the best and prittyest cantry in the hole world and also our technlogy is really supireior cause evrybody in estonia have excess to the internets even farmars and bums who live on the strets can surf the wab and play there snoy playstatian.

Unknown2006-02-09 07:14:11
ESTONI NO TYPE LIKE THAT

FAKKEN WANNABE
Estonian2006-02-11 07:02:08
look.
book.

estonia bestest!
ever bester than swedeland!
hail.
Unknown2006-02-12 01:03:00
hurray for this thread killing all the other threads
CellPhone2006-02-13 06:14:59
I will never be used in Estonia.
Brain2006-02-14 04:11:23
Neither will I.
Traps2006-02-14 04:41:14
I am always used in Estonia.
Sweden2006-02-15 03:24:38
Traps are my favorite.
Unknown2006-02-16 15:17:02
God damnit stop with these stupid things like this cause we all know that estonia isn't a world power and thus not letting it be the best!

p.s. i am not american btw!
Point2006-02-16 16:34:25
wtf son?
Rashnaksspectacles2006-02-17 16:29:19
I was made in Estonia! thats why im imbalanced and poorly manufactered!
Unknown2006-02-17 19:26:54
Lets all just calm down ok?
1: Estonia is NOT poor.
2: Sweden is not full of Assholes
3: Shop prices for shining are a joke we can all enjoy.
4: Hardened rangers rock
and
5: America sucks because it's full of Americans (But don't worry about it as the rest of the world is full of americans too)

-Ok, now i've had my say, back to ranting yes?-
I'll start:

Damn puky newbiiii I'll RIP you sameside, using only my fists and then fill your corpse with dirty orky thongs and shit then burn your corpse so you go to Valinor or wherever the fuck you go smelling of ork crotch *insert some suitable comment about the characters parentage* and you can shove your chants up your as*
British2006-02-18 03:54:28
I bet myrddin posted the last post, why, because it didn't make sense and estonians can't make sense :)
Estonian2006-02-23 06:29:54
I fuck goat.
British2006-02-24 03:03:05
Dont touch my goat's yoo fakr!
Estonian2006-02-24 06:24:22
all yous no understand estonia bestest! you jealous peoeples. get over it estonia bester than sweden bester than norway bester than usa bester than even new zealand1
NewZealandia2006-02-24 20:10:29
*cry* ...*Sob* ok... *bows down to your supremacy*
USA2006-02-25 05:14:06
what in the damn tarnation is a new zealand?
Andróg 2006-02-25 16:13:03
Estonia is bestest because I rule. The end.
Vietnam2006-02-25 22:23:26
Is estonia a kind of food?
Me2006-02-26 02:36:00
New Zealand is a country next to Australia.
NewZealandia2006-02-26 03:31:24
What? A country? what do you mean....?
Big Daddy Australia said i must behave....
Unknown2006-02-26 20:42:03
Estonia is the noun form of estoning which means smt like yawning with an enermous speed.
Unknown2006-02-28 09:28:03
Viewed 1653 times Commented: 1 day ago by Unknown 98 comments
HundrethComment2006-02-28 09:28:51
100th comment kthxbblbye
Estinoan2006-03-02 06:03:43
Estonia still bestest
WTF2006-03-03 06:42:02
!?
EstonianFarmer2006-03-04 06:16:01
Me estonian farmer making goat for people to riding

homecountry trantistportation very importaint
Eestonian2006-03-04 21:38:13
you all suck basteds
aldweth2006-03-05 00:22:21
im aldweth, im the best, i pk the best, i will warlord one day, one day i hope

estonia bestest, i agree
aldweth2006-03-05 00:22:21
im aldweth, im the best, i pk the best, i will warlord one day, one day i hope

estonia bestest, i agree
IEstonian2006-03-05 01:06:21
I say hello my friends,

I am Estonian. I see many of both threats and praises to Estonian people. I do not like these threats. I think my people would not enjoy these threats. I appreciate praises. I like the praises very much. I thank you for the praises.

I thank you,
I Estonian
Unknown2006-03-07 21:35:46
what the fuck is an estonia????
Smartstudent2006-03-08 05:54:20
I think estonia's somewhere in canada
Unknown2006-03-08 18:37:09
BeStEsT
aTrawl2006-03-09 09:31:47
SMASHSMASH EATEAT
aHobbit2006-03-09 09:40:04
XPXP LOOTLOOT
aTrawl2006-03-09 09:40:24
SMASHSMASH EATEAT
aHobbit2006-03-09 09:40:43
XPXP LOOTLOOT
Unknown2006-03-10 21:55:54
varkaun nevers fails to make estonia proud
Varkaun2006-03-10 23:26:39
XPXP LOOTLOOT BURNBURN GACGAC EATSTAFFEATSTAFF SLEEPSUNSLEEPSUN OVERKILLOVERKILL GOATSEGOATSE ESTONIABESTESTESTONIABESTEST
Varkaun2006-03-11 04:01:55
I FUCKING KIL UR MOMYS TIL U CRY
Maiev2006-03-12 08:06:24
WHO THE FUCK FUCKING CARES WHAT FUCKING VARKAUN THINKS ON THIS FUCKING STUPID GODDAMNED STUPID FUCKING GAME
Maiev2006-03-12 11:45:01
I WANT A TAMPUN!!
bump2006-03-13 07:05:25
bump
VARKAUN2006-03-15 07:17:12
FUX U ALL
aAMERICAN2006-03-16 23:28:36
i never even heard of estonia till MUME......i bet one nuke could wipe it off the map:)
Unknown2006-03-17 02:20:07
These days one nuke could wipe half of Western Europe off the map.
RUSSIA2006-03-27 04:39:36
no! one day nukes will never wipe us out because we have stolb woland and zmej to protect us!
Estonialand2006-03-28 06:04:12
I am still > Canadia
Known2006-03-31 07:48:44
Cut the bullshit and grow up guys, your all bashing Estonia and crap, acting like little kids. Yet you still complain about MUMES teen players and their maturity... WAY TO SET AN EXAMPLE!



Just kidding, Estonia is a shithole.
Even Canada > Estonia.
Unknown2006-03-31 09:31:51
I haven't seen such immature acting in my 22 years of life.

Just kidding, Estonia still sucks cockwad.
Even Mexico > Estonia.
Erebos2006-03-31 23:41:01
stupid nab, even teplaks > estonia
Luke2006-04-01 14:38:12
can you guys sink any lower than erebos ?
funny
Luke2006-04-01 21:32:56
Hello estonians bestest,
I red all here and wish I can thank to everyone.
I met my yellow girl there and she my life changed!
I only 23hr a day mud now! Thank you!

IT idiot!

PS: I'm for my yoda-english sorry
Yoda2006-04-06 21:53:21
sorry for my english I am! Luke more practice you will! Idiot!
DarthSidious2006-04-07 02:43:51
Hehe I always pwn ur sorry ass Yoda now stfuplstnxbye
Unknown2006-04-07 05:45:11
Dear peoples of estonia,

You guys need to research plastic surgery, you guys are some of the ugliest blonde people I've ever seen. And some of the skinniest, its like skin and bone. Geez. At least you're not like fat americans though.
ObiWanKenobe2006-04-07 05:46:59
Luke I am ashamed of your english as well. please go to master yoda and receive more training .
Unknown2006-04-08 04:44:02
hoo ha we feel
hoo ha real good
hoo ha we feel
hooa ha real good
Unknown2006-04-09 04:21:52
wtf
Unknown2006-04-10 05:02:21
WTF
Unknown2006-04-10 08:10:38
luke sucks
Unknown2006-04-10 12:36:25
luke is a fucking cheater
Unknown2006-04-10 12:37:49
Someone delete Luke's account already. Multiplaying faggot.
Hattrick2006-04-11 03:25:56
FTW = Forward Towards Wing.

Increases one of your wing attacks at the expense of you central attack.
Unknown2006-04-13 14:45:36
These jokes get old. Like, rly, rly, rly, rly, (500x rly), rly, rly old.
Unknown2006-04-14 22:40:40
butplx
Unknown2006-04-14 23:06:05
plxplx?
Unknown2006-04-14 23:18:47
but
Estoni2006-04-14 23:54:22
dam al uff u ppl

makeing fun uf estoina is fun2u?/ me finks u wuldnot liek me maek fun uf ur cuntree so butplx fucx off ya?
Americn2006-04-15 00:01:48
haha me am amercan

me vairy fat an obees i luff mik danolds an stuff

big mak yum cheez bger gud stuffs
ANGRYESTONIANAR2006-04-15 08:34:48
RAAAHHH ME SO ANGRY ME HURT YOU MANY TIMES
Fieldy 2006-04-15 22:55:13
Kui te lapsed ainult saaksite aru kui palju te oma kasutut mõistust siia raiskate, oleksite te ennast ammu üles poonud. Näha et mõni suurrahvusest idioot proovib sõimata rahvust kellel on kõrge kultuurne tase(99% oskavad kirjutada, võrreldes Ameerikaga kus on 93%) ning kes oskavad lõõgastuda ja puhata, paneb mõtlema et mõned inimesed elavad liiga üksiklikku elu, et proovivad interneti läbi tähelepanu pälvida. Kui mõni eestlane tõesti selle jututeema siin avas, siis ta peaks aru saama mida ma siia just kirjutasin. Loodan et paned ennast põlema, sest midagi targemat sul niikuinii teha ei ole. Ok, sry, urruauku pannakse sind ikka, Tallinna vanalinna tänavatel paksude, rikaste soomlaste poolt.
Unknown2006-04-16 01:27:50
speak english you filthy savage!
Esti2006-04-16 02:05:54
paske põõks ik siis ta amerikana 120+ pasita nult kits
Unknown2006-04-17 08:53:10
Fieldy, sa ei saa ikka mitte millestki aru. Siin mölisemise ja MUME mängimise asemel mine käi vahepeal eesti keele tunnis ning siis võid midagi siin kobiseda. irc://irc.wecare.com/gayswhocare, tõesti.
Unknown2006-04-17 09:50:51
So why is estonia still the bestest?
UncleSam2006-04-17 18:34:48
As your leader, I ask all Americans to stop posting obnoxious remarks about poor Estonia and it's indiginous population. On behalf of the United States, I apologize to all who have been offended. America is your friend. We love you.

Thank you
Uncle Sam

P.S. The May care packages to Estonia are being sent out a week early. The Surgeon General has asked me to tell you to please stop eating the toothpaste. Remember: Brush, brush, brush. NOT, chomp, chomp, chomp.
UnlceGoat2006-04-18 06:59:27
bleaaaaaaaaat bleat bleat, bleat bleat bleat bleat.

bleat bleat bleat.

bleat bleat bleat.bleat bleat bleat.bleat bleat bleat.bleat bleat bleat.
bleat bleat bleat.bleat bleat bleat.
bleat bleat bleat.
bleat bleat bleat.


bleat bleat bleat.
bleat bleat bleat.bleat bleat bleat.
bleat bleat bleat.bleat bleat bleat.bleat bleat bleat.
bleat bleat bleat.bleat bleat bleat.bleat bleat bleat.bleat bleat bleat.
bleat bleat bleat.
bleat bleat bleat.
bleatbleatl.

bleat bleat.
UnlcleGoat.

PSbleat bleat bleat.bleat bleat bleat.bleat bleat bleat.bleat bleat bleat.bleat bleat bleat., blaet.
UncleTranslator2006-04-18 09:10:19
I have been asked by the United Nation's Livestock Protection Commission to translate the foregoing message for persons of non-goat heritage.

Translated from Goat to English it reads as follows:

Dear Estonian Captors:

Please stop molesting us. Please.
Please please please please please.
Take our fluffy coat.
Not our virginity.

Have mercy on us.
Please please please please please.
We aren't bent over. We have four feets. This is how we stand up.
We eat grass and grow hair for your winter coats.
We are your friends.
We just want to be friends.
We don't want to be lovers.

Have mercy
Uncle Goat

PS If you must have your way with us, please use protection. And use that damn toothpaste. Some mouthwash would help, too, if you got it.
UncleEstonia2006-04-23 10:20:00
Deer Unclegoat,

I am sorry to inform that under orders of KingBruce of Estonia, the Estonian people will continue to molest and violently bash the vaginal interiors of your goat females. Of official orders of KingBruce we are also told to take the goat children and eat their entrails and harvest their piss as this national drink we call 'vodka.'

Upon reading this thread I am utterly disgusted at the remarks against Estonian people. As if we don't suffer enough with these goats, you people who I can assume are hateful basters. Just kidding, Estonia still sucks goatwang.



EVEN KINGBRUCE > ESTONIA
Fieldy 2006-04-26 08:08:22
Kes iganes sa oled, kes mind proovib õpetada, pööra minu tähelepanu sinna, kus mul mõni kirjaviga on.
Unknown2006-04-26 11:37:09
Võiksid alustada komadest ja sõnastusest. Istu, üks.
Unknown2006-04-28 06:19:29
Eriti täpne ?
Feldy2006-04-28 07:54:59
CRRRRRIPPPSSSS CUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Unknown2006-05-01 01:22:49
Belámir narrates 'So what exactly is the wittiest response to someone asking
me if it's illegal to be estonian?'
TheAnswerMan2006-05-01 04:15:44
The answer to Belamir's question:

Anything that disgusting MUST be illegal.


CripMan2006-05-01 08:33:42
ayo to answer belamir's question

drugs r illegal but we crips smoke that stuff anyday
we smoke stonedians roll it up bag o weed

peace
marshalmathers2006-05-03 04:03:15
CRIPS CUz
Sobere2006-05-05 06:48:43
goatse.cx
Unknown2006-05-05 06:58:20
http://estonia-dream.com/eesti-knit/eesti/goat.jpg


An estonian wet-dream.
Kristo2006-05-05 15:16:16
niisiis litsid...nipalju kui ma aru saan...siis mingid AMEERIKA PIHKARID, kellel pole muud tarka teha, kui afgaanist naftat varastada, tulevad eestalsi mõnitama...vot kus lugu siis...meil on vähemalt normaalne president...mitte selline, kellel on nägu, nagu vahiks koguaeg päikesesse...
HungryGoat2006-05-08 11:20:09
bleaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat

bleatttttttt bleaaaaaat bleeeeeat
Kristole2006-05-08 13:28:13
Sitta ta meil mingi normaalne president on, ta ju vana kommu ja tiblade pugeja. Aga muus osas nõus :)
aldweth2006-05-08 15:29:36
mume.net sucks and its all cause of this retarded ass thread, WEEEEEEEEE
fingolan2006-05-09 02:57:54
yo bro its not the thread its the estonians imo

but really man, that blowjob u gave me last night was way off good, u need to work that tongue.
ktxhb ye
americn2006-05-13 09:58:32
lol, this thread is an funny to read
estnian2006-05-17 06:22:18
omfg wtfs so much hate on estonia fujck you please who fuck u why?
Poe2006-05-17 06:28:45
me estonian, you estonian. me estonian, great estonian! me estonian, powerful estonian! me estonian, smartly estonian. me estonian, no trap estonian. me estonian, everypersons estonian. me estonian, bestest estonian!
Andróg 2006-05-21 00:46:02
I rule the world. Even the bestestests.
EstonianKing2006-05-21 01:28:25
Androg not estonian. Estonian not can have that good gramer. Androg want-to-be estonian, lolz.
KingBruce2006-05-21 22:04:42
Imposter!!!
Unknown2006-05-26 10:42:43
Lets see.. I've already got the 100th comment, now for 200!
Zubr2006-05-27 02:32:23
LVDSJAKAJDK!
Josh2006-05-30 02:25:31
I haven't visited this thread in a while because I ran out of insults. Oh well bye all you dumb fuckers.
Andróg 2006-06-01 22:07:26
Me krammar sukcs bigtaim!!
Unknown2006-06-01 22:56:08
Is Gal estonian? He would make a good estonian
Estonian2006-06-02 10:52:20
We don't want him, keep him to yourself.
American2006-06-02 11:16:25
We dont want him, we'll send him to the Iranians
Iranian2006-06-02 16:14:07
That bitch ass isn't touching MY 9 virgins!
iEstonian2006-06-04 06:45:33
iPod
Comet2006-06-04 10:00:06
This thread is lol funny.
p.s. no quack sux.
Asteroid2006-06-04 11:12:40
Fuck u!11
Meteor2006-06-04 13:11:24
WTF YOU COPYCATS
iEstonian2006-06-05 04:27:09
Mission Impossible III sucks tiny (only type there is) Estonian wang.


What I dont get, is if Estonians really cause all this shit, why dont they just ban the damn country. They suck anyway.

MEBESTER!
iYugoslavian2006-06-05 05:15:07
No shit, fucking management is so dumb nowadays. I say ban .ee until they repent.
Ranka2006-06-05 11:03:25
We still bestest?
Aknar2006-06-05 11:12:14
Did you know Ranka backwards is Aknar?


Also Gal backwards is Lag, pretty cool.
Unknown2006-06-06 08:40:53
Did you know mom backwards is mom? WOW!! LOL! Wow backwards = wow! WOW! Lol backwards = LOl. LOL!
Unknown2006-06-09 06:53:40
196
Unknown2006-06-09 06:53:46
197
Unknown2006-06-09 06:53:52
198
Unknown2006-06-09 06:58:31
199
BalledNuts2006-06-09 06:59:09
200!!!!
Haunga2006-06-14 05:50:30
i r king of esti
estonianGeneral2006-06-28 13:00:43
salute to estonian t3h b3st3st ever!! MUDsex is t3h b3stest. goatse x is t3h b33stessttt
Andróg 2006-06-30 21:21:30
I rule. Totally. I even own the Last Comment in the Last Thread.
Unknown2006-07-01 06:03:43
No Androg plz go back to your wannabe cool eestis thread!
Unknown2006-07-02 06:58:06
jabutplz. i r teh pwnz? i fuck dis girl, she be all oooooh, then teh m0mma came and saw me fuckin dis girl, and she waz all like 'bleaaaaaaaaaat' so i fucked her too! piece, ifuckgoats (tm) ipwn.
Unknown2006-07-02 22:10:30
Last post by a true esotnian. we are proud - kingbruce.
Unknown2006-07-03 05:46:51
i heard estonians are missing a chromosome. any confirm this?
Haunga2006-07-05 18:21:56
Who the fuck used my name? Stupid US wannabe estonians.
Haunga2006-07-06 11:02:12
Hmmm if you guys keep using my name.. All your mounts are belong to me. I'll find the the poster above and the other poster who used my name. All your mounts are belong to me.
NotHaunga2006-07-06 13:35:18
haunga is a friend of blip, blip is a cheater therefore haunga is a friend of cheater. That leads to haunga likes cheating. jah so DEMOTE DEMOTE DEMOTE
Honga2006-07-07 01:48:18
plxplx nab us you know eesti is supereor but plx menny ppls wannabe eesti i.e. telessar nab but plx lolen
Honga2006-07-07 01:48:21
plxplx nab us you know eesti is supereor but plx menny ppls wannabe eesti i.e. telessar nab but plx lolen
Telessar2006-07-07 10:37:27
stfu bitches!! I rule.
KingMailMan2006-07-08 10:14:14
telessar nabben plz rulen kingdam of queerz
Unknown2006-07-08 10:14:33
telessar auf queen auf queerland
KingBruce2006-07-09 22:27:45
Dear ppl of Estonia

Fuck GOATS!
Show no MERCY!
Viva La Revolution!
GOATS!

Estonian2006-07-10 04:41:33
As the creator of this thread I would like to say one thing:

Estonians
suck
almost
as
much
as
fucking
Telessar
the
shitnab
wannabe
who likes
to suck
big
big
big
cock
.

/Estonian
Signature: VISIT NOW AND RECIEVE FREE GOAT CONDOMS!
NotHaungaToo2006-07-10 05:30:35
Great Caesar's Goat!!! Who doesn't know already that Haunga is a cheater? He stays in the game because he's somebody's pal like 95% of the other cheaters who get away with murder without getting in trouble. Be realistic, if you've got a choice between demoting you real life friend of 10 years and maybe never getting another blowjob in your life or ignoring cheating on MUME, which are you going to do?
estoianpostman2006-07-10 11:46:55
omg i watching all kingz of estonia me no likey me thinks all should vote me for king of estonia kthxbye
Estonian2006-07-18 07:21:18
Play lottery!
Estonian2006-07-18 07:21:21
Play lottery!
estonianjunky2006-07-18 09:35:49
o looky me have 222 comment
oki oki me go fuck sheep again
Caesar 2006-07-18 22:40:55
Hey no more goat comments please!
Unknown2006-07-19 22:18:18
goat
Goat2006-07-20 21:05:03
OMG, it's Caesar again!!!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GoatCaptain2006-07-21 01:09:00
No! must not run! we can stand up to this big goat raping son of a billygoat named Caesar!
SusyGoat2006-07-21 06:29:14
I think he's kind of cute. *blink*
CometGoat2006-07-25 08:34:10
New quakce sux *BLEAT*
JoeGoat2006-07-25 21:20:14
SusyGoat, you whore, stay away from Caesar --- he's mine! He's alway liked me best and you know it.
SwedeshGoat2006-07-25 21:36:10
Jag har brag jahagalla jag har blagala brag la hag
LowynGoat2006-07-26 13:09:32
My butthole is better than yours!
Estonian2006-07-30 22:54:48
I'll eat you all!!
Estonian2006-08-26 09:11:54
PLAY LOTTERY NIGGAZ
Lowyn2006-09-05 07:55:39
witch 1 of u phux took a copper¿
Unknown2007-04-28 14:00:41
LOL wtf ! stupid estonian cock suckers! u fucking pricks :) i had ur mamas!
Andróg 2007-05-06 18:30:43
I am the best estests.
Fingolan2007-05-08 19:36:08
WEEEEEEEEEEEE im a shit nab and i like to spank myself+eee4fefewfmonkeys and estonainsnsns are gay gay gay bo bo boi bo bo bo k thanks bsubegyeyeyeyeyeyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Estonian2007-08-02 01:20:20
we still bester than amerikan
Asara 2007-09-03 15:40:31
The stupidity of people continues to amaze me.
ASSARA2007-09-05 05:50:18
YEA...ESTONIA IS WORSTEST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Estonian2008-01-22 02:35:14
lajk goatsecks
Estonian2008-06-30 23:21:44
Me wantz dem goatzzies!
Estonian2008-07-26 09:19:50
:D we still bester
Eesti2009-07-15 13:37:21
Bestest 4ever
Rentera2009-07-22 01:01:48
I repz that Estonian pride with my actionch33tz.
snakr2009-07-27 03:11:46
Mithfalen duu juuuuuu like Estonia:D?
Mithfalen2009-07-27 20:35:33
what is estona?
epic2009-10-05 23:30:12
this thread is pure win:D
Snakr2009-10-17 00:14:20
o lol
Estonian2009-12-27 22:22:11
ESTONIA PREVAILE!
Unknown2012-04-05 11:30:27
still bestest
fagjewElestir2012-08-30 10:18:17
coz we dont got fagElestirs
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