An alert when server is down
posted by Wrack
2006-05-01 15:26:25

Wrack2006-05-01 15:26:25
I was wondering if there were any ways to be notified when mume server is down and or when it is once more up and running.

Wondering what's going on right now. Just wish i could connect.....
Unknown2006-05-01 18:39:50
Is there some 'official' boards or chatrooms? So we wouldnt have to be in the dark about whats happening?



PresidentBush2006-05-03 04:02:31
I have now set up a new, world-wide alarming siren to notify when MUME is officially declared down and when it is officially available for play, using our high-tech and high-quality American technologies. This finance will be paid for by fellow Americans when we add a 1% additional tax lasting for one year.

Thank you.

President Bush
DickC2006-05-03 07:09:46
I though we were saving that money for Campaign Happy Sheep. You know, George, the secret plan where we invade Estonia to free the sheep. Remember? You promised me I could shoot some more guys if I get there before it's over. You didn't forget, did you?
AlGore2006-05-03 07:26:52
If yall voted for me, I would've set this thing up years ago. But you didn't. Stupid florida folks.

Kthxbye.
AlGore
OsamaBinLaden2006-05-03 10:33:30
I voted for you Al. Twice, actually.

Well, three times if you count the absentee ballot, but I'm not
100% sure the camel got through with it to the post office. True, they
are great lovers, but they ain't exactly FedEx if you know what I mean.

Allah luv ya,
Osama
OsamaBinLaden2006-05-03 10:34:43
I'm getting lonely in this cave. Could somebody maybe send me another camel, please?
EstonicPresiden2006-05-04 05:06:38
Why domt you try the goat Mr. binladen? Goat are much more cheaper, faster, easier to ride and lovable. Llama make stinky poo, goat make rosey poo.
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