HAI PALS I just wanted 2 let every1 no dat eye yam da
bestest PKer in da game and all should bow 2 me even
Jens and Jacob becuz every1 knows if they didint have
me following dem around perma dey wood nevar warlrod
ALSO eye wood liek 2 give a big shoutoutz 2 Shagak for
samesideing m3 in Unqa cuz you be da homie and i
gotz nuttin but luv 2 u.

Why am I such da bomb schniggity pker? DISCUSS!

Snakr trying to be funny again, eh? :>

If that is the future of english language then we're all doomed.

haha Storan is a noob

Haha, so are you Waru!

From RR:

2008/01/25 Tlaloc:
thanks guys.. i insisted to leave all eq, and i don't know whether or not we did, but Mathisen refused to leave. he wanted to rekill.

that's exactly why p Storan will never amount to anything on the game and will perma-follow people like Breaux and Drogtash. faggots like him make the game shitty.

i r da besta pkewr evah!§ i brag about shajning metalz for my scoutz! im da newbie follower! putaz hands up!

dude plx mathisen is da #1 right now? that sheet be ub3r hard on puek thief

thats def not waru, waru is american and doesnt even know joacim

PLX INZOMANIAC FAKENFACE BITCHEZ DAS KLEINE KROKODIL NABEN. P STORAN IZ DAE SHUIZTE MUME PLAYER! HE ROCKSOZ WOLAND AND STOLBZOR. STORAN ONKLY REDSHIRT BUT NPNP HE RAWSZ DA MUME COMINIZTY: PIZZ YALLL

hahahahah dudex my sister had da crack baby yoz it was 6 lbs 5 ounces eye theenk dat is da werld record 4 da largest crack baby in the US someone call GUINESS

Pls all of you! leave joacim aka storan alone cuz he is da mume bomb! he never redshit anyone cuz he r da bomz and bestest pker EVAH!!!!!put the hands up for storan aka millie, cuz he raws and warlording by NOT redshirtng anyone but himself. then HE BRAGZ ABIUT DEM SHINING TO EVERYONE, TELING THEM STORYES ABOUYT HIM KILLING 4vs1 SOLO!!! AND GOT SHINGUNG! DAMN ARROGANT MOTHER FUCKER STORAN IDIOT

This discussion it pointless. Clearly I am far better than all of you.

Androg you're an obsolete no talent assclown, stop posting on mume.net as if anyone cares what you have to say you half-wit faggot.

As if this site has any other purpose than what's going on in this thread.

Oh, lovely, my fan-club showed up. Yes, I love you too.

Now that my fan-club has been tamed, it's time to celebrate. All hail, the great Androg has posted here! Hoo!

i'm pretty sure "ShutTheFuckUp" summed it up for everyone, Androg.

HOHOHOHOHO p Saumensch killed m3 in hunterz wif exit not blocked and eye had da rox in my sable but npz cuz like i am da shit? enjoy daz shining saumensch EYE WILL BE BACK WIF 2 ROCKS AND NO BLOCKED EXITS

I RULZ THE WORDZ CUZ I AM BRAVE!!!!!
I HIT 5v2 AND I RUN THEN I POST ER LOGZ OF DAT!!!! PLX HELP ME IM A PSCYCO!!! I NEED RL HELPZ CUZ DAT SHIZLE MA DIZZLE!DISCUZZ!

haha it's a proven fact that Storan flips out rl when he dies, like when he logged millie just to follow Jens around on puke then dies in 5 minutes or less and flips out on Idronas

PLX YALL SHJUT DA FUKC OP OR GET A SLAP? !
STORAN IS BRAVE!§ END OF IT!! DIZCUSS YALL!

What a lovely place... so much love and peace. This is exactly why I love to visit this thread and post here.

You can feel the love!

i'm pretty sure you're not getting the point Androg, noone cares about you or anything you have to say..you're obsolete, irrelevant, etc.....figured it out yet?

Not quite, do you mean it like apophatic theology where the denial really reveals the true nature to the case?

I JAM DA PK DADDY

plx all of yall!!! I R DA MASTER IN MAGIX!!!
STORAN CAN KIZZ MA ASSZ CUZ I R DA BESTA TRAPZTER IN DEM WORLDZ!! HAOIL ME CVUZ YALL SUCKS ANJD I LOVE MUMY 4LIFEZ!! DIZCUSS! HUGZ THANKS TO MA PALLZ WHO GIVEZ ME EQ WHEN ME DIEZ IN SILLYZ WAYS.

please wtf is this for thread? i am but a noob but i can own all

No, this is not for thread, this is but a thread of a thread.

Androg, your posts are more repulsive than the forum trolls, you look like a pathetic old man making nonsensical posts just so people don't forget you're alive :) go get a job or a life or something, nothing to see here...move along

Mandor pays me to post here. It makes it seem that the site is still active.

I love this place.

Of course, we all do.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHELEELLZOLOLROFLM EYE ALMOST PWN3D YOU SNARP-BOMBZ WHILST JOO WERE Da LINKDEADZOR, BUT NAH COULDN'T FINISH DAS JOB CUZ LIEK JENZ WASN'T LEADING...SOB?

2008/03/20 17:47, Joacim:
Well, all I can do is to redshirt, so when I am leading me and mah crew is only looking for LD players! If we find a player with link we spamflee until we arrive in rivendell... If we do not reach rivendell we thoro-block us in exit and spamnarrate for backup, and if that doesnt work we just 'quit now'. Thats the honest truth!


hahhhhahah
datz wat i now ju are doing naben auf storan!!!
YA SAWKS!! PLX NUUUB

Oh my... that piece of incredibly beautiful... text... should earn you the Nobel Prize in Literature.

will god let me into heaven even if i'm a faggot with aids?

Yes, God loves all his faithful followers. Even faggots with aids, like you.

plz all of you. i r da bomb, i rule dem mume. i LEAD ALOT!!!! i never redshirt and im OFTEN warlord nr 1!!! i have shajningz chainz on every of all my charz,! BEAT DAT BITCHES HOLMEZ PLX!! i luv dem millie vcuz i yam da bomzor on dat charakter! i yam highbe metinks! and i DO 190 hpz on eazh dizpelz evil! cuz i rule da worlzd! piz out may niggazh!

Was that english or jibberish?

plx joacim! ju SUCK! eye wanna thank shaga for samesiding ju in unqua for biing so coool wit me! fakken respect mi or DIE! you are da bomb joacim! noob redshirt!

lorf doodz whut da fux goin on yallz shoutz 2 da 'worm' aka JoacimPKdaddy yo, dewd lookz liek a farkin oversized hairless cat on crack yo hahZhzhZhah, Turdflower in da huuzzzous repruhzentin fuckin .no PROPZ to da .no crewbombz on da game biggun shoutoutz 2 Mr. Fairfightshitnabsupreme

hello alll. im a newbie and a redshirt :D now everyone knows. leave me alone please!!!! i dotr knwz why aj followz arounds all da time! but plix eye jam da fakken pkdaddy mr.bomzbaztik nr1warlord of yall all!plz all homiez levz me alon, cuz i got ntn but piz and luv to yall all. fakzen nekinova

shut the fuck up joacim, we know you are a fucking deepshited asslicking faceoff dickhead

plz all your mounts are belong to me
pliz eye yamm da bomb

eye got a small peniuz

please joel., i know you are a redshirt,,
come follow me some?
im level 80 now and i rule
but i want insajd baboon ass.
plz joacim you aint shit compared to me
i rule i rule and i FUCKZNING rule.
shizle ma homies

plz all you yu. eye yam da bestest and eye play
daed and other coooooool pepplez!!!
lov me and i lov you?
piiiiz out homies

Considering I don't play Telessar anymore, you can't use my name!

Whoever wrote the "first" pompel is a genius, hahahahahahah!

You copyrighted that name or what? :P

Mmmm joacim.. I want to lick your brown eye dry.. I want to freeze down your sperma, and make icecubes which I can suck on untill they melts on my tounge and disappears.. Mmmmm joacim.

Well he's my character!

"salazar", that was a weak comment, not up to your usual standard :/

Yeah, but you know how it is on mume.net with names... As long as you don't have that shiny thing next to yours, it's pretty public. ;)

SHUT DE FUCKX UO ANDROG FAGEBITZ????
FUCKING FRIBITZ WIF MI!!!! UGLY ASS CROLW IN FEJS!!!
NABEN MEINE KULE KULE DICKFACE GO DIE RL FUCKNG DIMWITED HALF FAGGOTH!§ PIZ OUTY AND DIZVCUZZ!!!!

I can feel the love...

hey man! androg! you wanna lick my sore balls?
and freze down my cum and eat it as a lollipop? come on old man?

I didn't know the Balrog spoke a language!

Perhaps he speaks 'animal'? Sure looks that like that there, though!

hey hey hey im back! eryone das wanna know how ME SOLO kilz a BN???? OKI step1 look around for a bn to kill.!
cuz eye yam da best in wolrd ok?

2008/04/26 Millie:
*#~ CRW HP:Fine Mana:Burning>
cast 'dispel evil' Taithleach
You start to concentrate...
Relim places a black runed dagger in the back of *Taithleach the Black Númenórean*, resulting in some strange noises and some blood.
*Taithleach the Black Númenórean*'s body turns numb as the poison speeds to his brain!

As you call upon Elbereth, *Taithleach the Black Númenórean* shivers in pain.
*Taithleach the Black Númenórean* is Incapacitaded and will slowly die, if not aided.

*#~ CRW HP:Fine Mana:Hot>
Relim stops using a black runed dagger.
Relim skillfully draws an embellished longbow.
Relim hits *Taithleach the Black Númenórean*'s right arm extremely hard and shatters it.
You hear *Taithleach the Black Númenórean*'s death cry as he collapses.
*Taithleach the Black Númenórean* has drawn his last breath!

DAS IS HOW YE IS KILLZ ZE BN!!! I RULE?? GIME PROPS AND FEEDBACK PLEASE I HUNGER OK

This is not an usual Andróg comment. For this Andróg comment has no *star* behind it's name. Thus, this is the best Andróg comment ever.

*smart*

pleeeeeeease. everyone knows dat eye follow storan around oki?

2008/04/29 21:54, Fieldy:
Deva, just compare the two cultures and think REALLY hard. There is no way you can compare those two and find similarities.... But well, I guess you're just too stubborn. Or maybe it's me.


hahaha dat iz for sure, newbie holmes!!! ROFL LAWL!nooooob cake

You know.... if you want to reply to something posted on ER you might want to post your reply on ER.

Just my 2c.

Haha, who doesn't hate Fieldy? :)

He is certainly annoying and bitchy, but I don't *hate* him for that. :)

plxz dudez?
eye yam da bestes pker EVA! i have done stunts that you wil never EVWER achievez. i enter brolgz on 5 darkiz and i keel dem all cuz eye yam da bestest,.

if u need some help ingame, contact me. cuz i know everyhitng k?

2008/05/02 08:32, Mhoghedin: edited 1x
Well its obvious I just rock. *strut*

Nah, it was actually a complete accident that I used qballs on you. Then I just went with it :p I usually never use qballs in a bash.

Sorry :/ I die like this all the damn time though, cept with qbolts!

BN POWER!


hey hey hey all! i yam back! eye gonna teach u all some PK ADVICE???
cuz eye yam da king of ALL and i mean ALL bn's.
oki, log on, rev eq and keeel some newbies, i hate newbies, i rule eye yam bestest, im fat irl. i eat 20 burgers and a bucket of cocke each day,, i got spall peniz cuz i like then outside. my head is to fat so my nose iz stuckz in des face ok? but here u are. eye rule dat muzh plx cuz all your suxa peniz

why dont you shut up instead? fucking moron.
i killed you sooo manny times, i do stunts all the times tho.

i sucka peniz to tryalno. we liek it

i killa ld and AFk ppl and so skillezd

- snakr

2008/05/13 19:56, Fieldy: edited 1x
Give Diamonium some time and you two can meet in Morgul :D

lawl ju sux biggtajm noob.! follw me anz i showz you how t0 bi a proz? diszcuzz whaj eye am da besterst PKER!!!!!

please storan u are but a noob!

haha hi bro! i remember you when you were spamming me to follow :) i must admit you are damn skilled joacim! please i wanna be you! you are crazy pker!

lawl all of ju! plx i r the king oki ?
FUCKING NAOBZ FS U ALL SUXSS!

That's not a good impression of my redshirt :(

Who's your redshirt? :-O

You are! ;)

Ah! I'll have get a red shirt then, so it's a full set! :P

snakr trying to be funny again eh ? :>

plx idoot

lorf nibz yu pwnly wish joo had da skillz eye pozess joacim i mean srsly mabey w3 cood have das 1v1 2 rilly show who da greatest pker is evar fuxin SHITNAB TURDFUCK ESTONIA RULEZ FIELDY 4 LYFE AND GAPPED TEEF FEET WITH WINGS

Man there is a bunch of straight SPANKRODS that play this game. How can you type with one finger up your ass? That is talent! Do you stick it in all the way or just up to the first knuckle? Is that even allowed in the lab?

plx shut ap idiotz i r da king plz!
faken you i lozvs redsirt

u lack so fucking mych inteligence joacim...
i have done lots of stunts... and u jusr redshirt...idiot

2008/06/13 18:40, Joacim: edited 1x
Edit2: Bleh, you can edit it more than once, just not after someone has written after you....

Buhu :(

Edit: Just for the fun of it ! ;D


LAWL FAKKEN BITZ WAT U THING U R??? fakken noob

Rofl @ last comment

PLX LONG TAJM SINZ I BEEN HER NOW; HOW IS DAT ROLLIN YALL??? EYE YAM DA BEST PK EVER!!!
HAHA I MUZT LAUGH SO MUCH CUZ I RULE DA WOLRD ON MILLIE AND STORAN MWAHA I R THE BEST!!!
WHO WANNA FOLLOW ME? PUTAZ HANDS UP PLX ELSE I SPAME U ALL DOWN CUZ IO AM A STUNTMAN AND I ENTER EVRY THING :>:>:>:>:>:>
PLLZ FILDY U DOZNT KNOW WAT YOU TALK ABUOT, PLX ANSWR DAT? FDAKKEN DAWSG

2008/06/19 Manowar:
Tihi! Was wort a shot, eh? =) I just prayed and popped brush, spammed stonedoor and started quaking! ;)

Matu died atleast ^^,

please p storan you need to brag with ever fucking kill u do on ER?????wtfdude. fukken moron

haha hai all jo. haha fielldy fuXOr wat da fakk r ju doing you dimwited half fagged twat fejs? plx das auto nooob im the lord of all lords okease oki ?
im hillarious fast and i do alot of stundfs that you nver erver wil achiueve ffss. idiot kleine krokodil

2008/06/22 Millie:
Dont tell me you mobripped there Bubblesnot?

HAHA LOOL PKDADDUY

Go away, phony, Exar has a star next to his name!

Thanks Androg! <3

I thought that if you uh activate a character, no-one can use that name? :/

mahwahabwaba haha american wanna beef wif me est0nian goat lpx? noob

snakr is trying to be funny again eh ?:>

wat da fakk???!?!faken storna bitzex diczuss nabfagged diczuczz yall

Every now and then I come here and check out new posts here. Quite interesting to read.

2008/06/28 Millie:
Hehe, pure fun yeah! I was so stupid quaking my horse dead, I was suprised when I saw you were awful after the quakes, didnt see how many you guys ate, gthang ate 1 or 2 I think, and he was only hurt :P

LOOL so you tink dat is good hps dizplez????
FUXKEN MILLIE FEFGZ. wat dat iz lame to brag dispel dmg lal taim wtf duede..claum morz loot from idronaz you dimtired faggoth

Snakr is trying to be funny again eh ?:>

haha lol so you hitnk snark is being funzy again? fuken newbisz retarded pucko fucken noob cake. idoit storan aka millie fejs

plz why is dis log not on the tread anomore? plz i nbring it back sniggyty snag diszyzz yall plx? why eye am da beste PKER=?????

hohoho plx whaj cant wi all just get AFUCKONG ALONG YALKL====????
we DONT NEED to fucken MAKEZ WAR OK)O??????
fucking storna i must agree he is the elite pkzer 1337 polz he is hebbet then boogger?Z?Z??Z fucking miliepoze every kill he make oknm ER oki?
hohohoh i keel you all mounts belongs to me ok?
storan you wanna fucking beef woirh me ? fuckking u stand no zhnace wif me cuz you are the bssteset ok ?
dont do me anything okej? FUKEEN NEKINVA GO FUKENZ DIE U KLEIONE KROKODIL FUCEKN HALF ORC LOOOOK A LIKE loool

2006/02/17 15:55, Joacim:
How about, changing the poll on the frontpage of elvenrunes to:

'Would you like to see Erebos' ass beeing kicked the hell out of elvenrunes-commuity?'

1. Yes
2. Yes


Or something like that?



ROFL can u spell faggoth in th ass? fucking noobhypocripe omg lol ur so bad joacim. fucking respect ok ?

2006/02/17 16:20, Joacim:
How do you see that Erebos, can you please answer that? (or let me phrase it to 'your' lang.: can yo plz anwr dat?!!1+)

OH MY GOD?? U FUCKIGN ASSLICKER: MORON IDOOT BITCHG, WTF STORAN U THIN U ARE THE BESTERS PKER=?!=?!!=?!!!? ANWE ME?

2008/07/02 Durbtrak:
To make you comment, yes.

hohohohohooho u are soo ugly rl man. i wanna fucking kick your face in ok?

This thread hasn't really been constructive and is now closed.